Hey Alvin

This is a song about my roomate, performed by our suitemate Edwin

Hey Alvin:
It's time for Alvin to masterbate
Time to pull out the little one eyed, indian, Garden Snake

Light the candles, close the shades
Send Tom to eat his lunch

Bring the tissue box out
The miute man is about to sprout

Where to go?
Maybe BangBros? Maybe Afrowhores?

Go Righty Go! Go Lefty Go!
LOOK! No Hands!
Hope noone knows... almost...Done

I claim I'm studying Bio
But then I see "Big Black Booty" HELLO!

One Stroke, Two Stroke, It wont take more than three
This way, I wont get an STD

Go Righty Go! Go Lefty Go!
LOOK! No Hands!
Hope noone knows... almost...Done

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Alvin
• Babu
• Masturbate
• Booty
• Indian
• chipmunk
• afrowhore
• guitar