Lyrics:
when im in the gym, so many women are lookin in
wit a silly grin, actin like they dont know where ive been
so when they come runnin in, to try and touch my skin
grabbin me by the chin, i tell em "look over there, it's your identical twin"
then i run out as fast i can, and hope that when i get to the end
of this alley, theyre all screamin "im outty"
im just happy i can walk away proudly, without sally, screamin how she found me
im sic of everyone crowdin round me as if it were some type of fuckin firework finale
so when they start grabbin my dick, i hit em with more plates than an armadillo
give em a silicone dildo, here "hope itll do yo",
to bad it aint the real thing tho.
you think im joikin and throw it right out your car window,
so when she circles back round, i start jumpin up and down, screamin what the fuck do i do now?
so i lay down on the ground, play dead without makin a sound
the 9 millimeter, im takin it out,
yea im a catholic, i just aint as devout
as a priest, and gods the only thing they can rave about
X2
so my shit wont sell
and i got no record deal
but my shit is ill and youll feel it like a root canal
cuz if you dont, ima come and fight you
you hear me, come and fight me
but while we on the subject, father i have a confession
actually its a question, i have an obsession
with these two girls at my profession, and i dont know which one i should be sexin
i already runied the first impression,
and now im second guessin, cuz im nothin
but a freshmen, sufferin from depression, easily angered and full of agression,
and now i need medicine just to get an erection
the fuck with the rest man, this sessions good for nothin
im sic of bein depicted as sum sick kid
who would run quick through a picknick like it was sum chick flick
well guess what? i hate romantic movies
they make me wanna shoot me. with huge uzi, inside of a jacuzzi
that way, there's no evidence, do it inside your residence
and youll still never know whose head it is, could be keven federlins
so i strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
that don't even make sence like dikes usin dildos
X2
so my shit wont sell
and i got no record deal
but my shit is ill and youll feel it like a root canal
cuz if you dont, come and fight me
you hear me, come and fight me
*******
so just know when i talk about rapin kids, and takin one in the ribs
its just another one of my fake fibs,
cuz if you believe that, well shit
i got 8 tits and that i performed in a musical named lez mis
i told you i was kidding, but you didnt believe me
its not till you see me on tv and i get down on one knee
that you actuallyyy, take meeee seriouslyyy
please, take a seat, and sit on your high knees
yall take me as some hooligan, well your all foolish men
cuz im cooler den, the heights of hooverson
look im really nice,i help old women cross the street
and knock em off they feet, tell em to quit stalkin me
i knock their groceries right onto the concrete
i tell em they look raunchy, they tell me im a honkie
they tell me i need to speak a little more softly
i dont really care bitch, shut up when your talkin to me
X2
so my shit wont sell
and i got no record deal
but my shit is ill and youll feel it like a root canal
you don't like my style, fight me
you hear me, come and fight me
"they make me wanna shoot me. with huge uzi, inside of a jacuzzi"
"i got 8 tits"
"they tell me i need to speak a little more softly
i dont really care bitch, shut up when your talkin to me"
"please, take a seat, and sit on your high knees"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are fucking HILARIOUS!
WhatsY0UTUB3 2 years ago
thank youu!!!
goaliescorer10 2 years ago
another good one have u listened to my shit yet????? i loved the line about dikes usin dildos priceless man keep at it
goku4596111 2 years ago
my bad, i remember you tellin me. where do you have it posted cuz i don't see it on your youtube account cuz ill listen to it.
goaliescorer10 2 years ago