Santa Doesn't Like Us 'Cuz We're Brown!

Why Christmas may not be as enjoyable for some Indian children.

I feel obliged to mention that this is not indicative of my own Christmas experiences. This is just a parody based on extreme exaggerations of cultural stereotypes/truths.

Anyway, here are the lyrics:

I just came back from the local mall
Where Santa Claus was at
All my friends were anxious
To sit on the big guys lap

Then, as my turn came to meet with him
And my heart was thumping loud
My parents drag me home
Sat me down and shout

Oh, you..
Better shut up
Dont speak of that day
No stockings, no presents,
No fun and no play
We dont do Christmas because.were brown

Diwali, okay
Ugadi, why not?
But speak of St.Nick
And youll get beaten a lot
Santa doesnt like us causewere brown

He knows that most are Hindu
Or Muslim or Sihk or Jain
And if Aunti sees you write to Santa,
Youll be in a lot of pain

Oh
Stop drinking eggnog
Get out of the cold
sit down, eat chapati
and do as youre told

Christmas isnt for us causewere brown

That lovely man St. Nicholas
Isnt in our holy books
All I know is Ganesha
And the rice that Avva cooks

Whether mosque or temple, it doesnt matter
Cause Desis dont have this day
Still, I ask my folks for presents
But all they can do is say

Oh

Too bad and too late
Go sleep and go cry
You dont get crap and Ill
Tell you why

This holiday just isntfor browns!

Stop asking for gifts
No damn Christmas tree
Stay home, do your chores
Study for SAT!!

December 25th aint special sincewere brown!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christmas
• Parody
• Indian
• Desi
• Pakistani
• Sri
• Lankan
• Saint
• Nick

[Ultiform]

IS DAT SUM SOL

[krkumar11]

HOLY SHIT ITS UL!! =D

[PokemonBrosSS1]

Your face looks like poo that's weird

[PokemonBrosSS1]

You face looks like poo that's weird

[PokemonBrosSS1]

You face is like poo that's wierd

[ZehnterMuharam]

L0L!

[tjcarroll92]

Kiran this was amazing!

[gauravzerogravity]

santa is racist

[gauravzerogravity]

5 star+++++ very nice awesome lyrics

[McSeedz]

Hey so this is what the Quickie mart guy did after the Simpsons!!

[DannyV1991]

keep up on teh good singing