Baby Your Code Just Won't Compile

Dr. Sweetheart came to me a few days ago with a song idea. "Why don't you write a song where you're consoling your man because his code won't compile?" he asked. A couple of mornings later, I found myself butt-in-seat and song-creating. Dr. Sweetheart, you do all right sometimes.

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The lyrics!

Baby your code just won't compile
You've been throwing brains at it for quite a while
You poor thing,
Why won't your code take wing?


You've been talking Fortran, Java, and C,
Your elegant logic is like love to me,
I think that you're poetic,
Though I don't get it.




I'm so impressed that though your code won't run
You've stayed up typing day and night to get it done
You're such a compie genius I know you'll make it right
And shirtless in your compie battle you're my geeky hunky knight.


Baby I'm impressed with your tenacity
You've worked so hard, I'll bring you tea
Though your code won't go,
You're my hero.




I'm so impressed that though your code won't run
You've stayed up typing day and night to get it done
You're such a compie genius I know you'll make it right
And shirtless in your compie battle you're my geeky hunky knight.

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[KaligulaExMachina]

Hmm When I saw the title of this video I thought it was going to be about something completely different. I thought it would be a song of rejection, like you singing how a man is trying to "code" you and its just not compiling with you. just a thought, maybe you can make such a song, but it would be negative, it seems like all your songs are positive.

[GeekQueenofDesire]

Hi Kaligula! That's not a bad idea at all; I'll have to let it simmer in my brainpan for a while. My Dr. Sweetheart actually mentioned once that most of my songs are terribly "sweet"; "Let's Fight Off the Zombies Together" was born out of that--I'll be reshooting that song this Saturday with some of my zombie friends.  It's pretty dark, comparatively. I'm so glad that you're here!

[skerzos]

It is funny 'cos she is fat!

[Tament13]

LMAO!!! Very nice.

[mhnicholson]

@EllisPerkins93 Well. The compiler checks for static errors. Debuggers are for runtime errors and semantic problems.

[JoeTehCoder]

I am the man you speak of.

How did you know I am bare-chested? ... are you my soul mate...?

[sindredit]

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

[hiaalll]

u are hidious :)

[pittsky]

Compilers are debuggers.....right?

[70rm3n70r]

were you diggin in your ass @ 0:28 ?

[twista8604]

this was very... uh, interesting lol

[KG078K]

This is a great idea. You are also cute!