there is no app for that

The "Apple" claims that there is an app for virtually everything. Bull...! Here is what the iPhone cannot do. (By Max http://www.nuthatch47.com tune inspired by Russian folk song "yablochko", means "apple")

1.
Cant start a fire,
Or start a fight,
Reduce an itch from an insect bite.

Cant pay my bills,
Cant rob a bank,
Cant drive me home when I am drunk.

It cant be happy,
Cant be sad
There is no app for that.

2.
Cannot be smoked,
Cant milk a cow,
Cant be absorbent, like Sham Wow.

Cant wipe my ass,
Cant wash my face,
Cannot be sold by Billy Mays.

Cant be a shoe,
Cant be a hat
There is no app for that.

3.
Cant take out trash,
Cant loan some cash,
Falls in a toilet no big splash.

It wont be back,
Like Terminator,
Its not my father, like Darth Vader.

Cant double-D,
But it is kinda flat
There IS an app for that.

4.
Cant do my job,
Cant pay my rent,
Cant say hello to my little friend.

Cant give a hug,
Cant scratch my back,
Cannot sound worse than Nickelback.

Cant land on its feet
Like a kitty-cat
There is no app for that.

5.
Cant steal a car,
Like Niko Bellic,
Cant make everything be psychedelic.

Cant cook an egg,
Cant babysit,
It is an Apple that I cannot eat.

Cant pet a dog,
Cant kill a rat
There is no app for that.

6.
Cant be a sex toy
For my date,
Unless its set to vibrate.

It can go mmm,
But it cant go F***K!!
It cant kwack kwack like a rubber duck.

It cant be good,
It cant be bad
There is no app for that.

7.
Its not Republican,
Its not Democratic,
It cant be semi-automatic.

Its not five dollar
And its not foot-long,
It cannot make a human clone.

It cant be skinny,
And it cant be fat
There is no app for that.

8.
It cannot help me
Find my key,
It has no free pornography.

Cant take my girl
On a shopping spree,
Cant pity the fool, like Mr.T.

But in the end
Im kinda glad that -
There is no app for that!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• there is no app for that
• iPhone
• app store
• song
• video
• funny
• Apple
• yablochko
• prikol
• phone

[GPTeamProduktion]

Just all what you can say is " THERE IS NO APP FOR THAT"

Thumbs Up ^^

[Mrohyeahitsme]

u dropped it in the toilet?

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Very good. :D

[bigntall08]

All your songs are pretty great my friend!

[simpsonsfan710]

NICKELBACK

[arand4]

there is free porn for it

[edwin1195]

i wonder who though of doing this video

[aoggchevron]

Good video.

[wolfmoonrising]

wait a sec. there's no free porn on the iphone?

[Droopy669]

hahahahaahhahahaahaha........i had to watch it twice