I Can't Defeat Air Man (Airman ga Taosenai): Ace Attorney Edition

An idea I had for months but never put into full motion, I present to you all an Ace Attorney parody of the epic song "I Can't Defeat Air Man"! I recently watched kiwikenobi's English version of this song, and it inspired me to do a sort of tribute/parody of the song. I wrote the lyrics around June and was looking for someone to sing them, since I am a terrible singer. That's where Zen comes in, he can obviously sing very well. So yeah, hope you enjoy!

Mp3 Download link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3Z8UYBQ1

Sung by: Zen http://www.youtube.com/user/BurningNinjaZ
Lyrics by: Travolta3335
Edited by: Travolta3335
Inspired by: Kiwi Kenobi (kiwikenobi) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzCfUM7BM8

Lyrics:

It just occurred to me
That this old man is pretty suspicious again
Because he just said that he killed that Mask DeMasque guy
I never will give up
As I attempt to prove that Alba was the killer of
Two people but he's denying everything

If he didn't have that damn immunity
It would make it so much easier to catch this bastard but
Every time, somehow, he finds loopholes
I yell OBJECTION!

I can't defeat Tree Man
No matter how I contradict his testimony, he just objects again
And even though I use basic Logic
It's no use. He has another law to get away in the end
I press as much as I can,
But when his testimony lacked a contradiction I was helpless again
I'll press again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep this geezer in the embassy as long as I can

It just occurred to me
That my Truth bar's almost empty again
And if I don't find the truth now I will never survive
I never will give up
But it's so difficult to prove he killed both victims
Since they were in two places at two different times

If I only had the items from Case 1
It would make it really easy to debate his logic but
Every time, somehow, he finds loopholes

I yell Eureka!

I can't defeat Portsman
No matter how I try to object to his facts, he always dances again
And even though I use basic Logic
It's no use. He found the evidence he had to give to Tree Man
I press as much as I can,
But he jizzed in his pants and ate his shiny medal, now I'm helpless again
I'll press again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my Logic in reserve just until I can win!

I can't defeat Tree Man
No matter how I contradict his testimony, he just objects again
And even though I use basic Logic
It's no use. He has another law to get away in the end
I press as much as I can,
But when his testimony lacked a contradiction I was helpless again
I'll press again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my Logic in reserve just just until I can win!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Air
• Man
• Ga
• Taosenai
• English
• dub
• Ace
• Attorney
• Miles
• Edgeworth

[jontheripper021]

could you upload this on like media fire or something? Megaupload is... gone, thanks to the US government >.>

[Travolta3335]

@jontheripper021 Wait what seriously? GOD DAMMIT.

[VeryWeirdMan]

I think this or the original audio was from $00pah NiN10Doh!

[Travolta3335]

@VeryWeirdMan Neither. I made this myself and $00pah NIN10Doh! parodied the original song.

[gijake2]

Screw it, I would of went Von Karma on his ass.

[Travolta3335]

@gijake2 Honestly, with the rate that cross-examination was going, I would have, too. :/

[Travolta3335]

@hypermario11 ...Still harder than SAHWITMAN >.<

[asugar]

Before I watched the video, I looked at the top comments.

The second best was "FUCK", with no explanation.

I feel terrible that I laughed really hard and plussed 1 him. I think it is mind control.

[MrPhoenixgamer]

6 persons can't defeat Tree Man.

[djwnegima]

awesome

[TodellinenDesperado]

... I think i just got spoiled from the video at beginning...

[chiromishi]

This is very amusing! And the voice fits Edgeworth! XD

[ENGINEWOLF458br]

FAVORITED! i just finished to break this motherf*cker now........ahh,the smeel of victory ^^/

[TheMagikalJuno]

I had a really fucking bad day at work. This cheered me up. Thank you! :D

[Akamia179]

Oh hey, fun fact for the uninitiated viewers of this video!

"Quercus Alba", the name of "Tree Man", is also the name of a species of oak tree, hence his tree-like appearance.

[zenq2l]

the lyrics were okay, but the best part of this was the start. I really liked the air guitar syncing.