IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE by Speedy Arnold

IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE
My thermometer says Give me a break
Makes you shiver and shake Makes your radiator break
Cause IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE
Yeah IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE

Well its cold here in November and June
Its cold here at midnight and colder at noon
If this keeps up, Im gonna move to Cancun
Or maybe the dark side of the moon
Either way Im getting outta here soon
Chorus: IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE....
(Some say its) The coldest place in the world
Makes your hair grow real thick and your fingernails curl
Makes your antifreeze freeze and your uncles all hurl
Turns real men into little girls,
Its the coldest place in the world.
Chorus: Cause IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE My thermometer says Give me a break Makes you shiver and shake Makes your radiator break Thought they said Saratoga but they made a mistake These single digits are bout all I can take Makes your Whitefaces freeze and your Rednecks all ache Makes your fake parts feel real and your real parts feel fake Cause IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE Yeah IT'S COLD HERE IN SARANAC LAKE
brrrrrrrrrrrrr
Speedy Arnold Dec 2009
OK.They DID blow up the Champlain Bridge, but now its REAL winter and its time for a song about one of the coldest places in the world: Saranac Lake, New York, home of the 113th Annual Winter Carnival. So here's a new song( and you can follow along with the lyrics) recorded during the pre-game of the Super Bowl, with a fine troupe of folks from Keeseville, NY who helped out:
On mandolin and vocals: Ice Palace Alice Knight
On vocals, midnight light, fake snow and ooooo: Tanner Knight
On Give me a break, flashlight and hurl: Ted Hurlsmith Merlesmith
On fake snow and cool lights: Murray Im not asleep yet Dixon
On camera: Allison Arnold
Enjoy, stay warm and visit the Ice Castle in Saranac Lake!!!! (before it melts in July!)

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[MikeBonheim]

It is cold, but no snow! Turning my "brrr" into a "grrr!"

Great job, love this!

[DrawItHome]

@lahave56 No, you need a fridge to keep it from freezing!

[strodybabe]

this was added on my birthday. :) -37 this morning!!!!

[ADKenthusiast]

It's cold here downstate near Rochester too!

[MsAliRen]

This one is great!! Love that you guys are on youtube! I can listen from NH!! Thanks!

[LarkspurTMarvel]

You guys knock us out!  Clever, funny, tuneful and wonderfully silly gags--keep 'em coming!

Ishkabibble and Eileen

[lahave56]

Another great tune Speedy. You don't even need a fridge to keep yer beer cold up thar

Jim - class of '74

[latchmo]

Colder than a well digger's ass!