Truth on the Secret Control of Hamburgers and US food supply

From the secret meetings in shadowy passageways under the Capitol to the seemingly random buildings laced with false walls and secret rooms, the Uberpowers plan and implement their strategies and propaganda for the 21st century. What has been witnessed so far pales in comparison to what's to come.

"There is reason to believe that an organized and unstoppable mission is being carried out on the US food supply." reported in a impromptu and off the record interview with an unidentified official of "significant power" somewhere within the Federal Government.

Our reporter who was surprised by the seemingly random encounter is currently jailed in a undisclosed Federal facility. No information has been released from the FBI nor officers at the prison. Repeated calls to all levels of of Government has turned up nothing. Up to now every avenue explored has revealed there is no information to be given.




Our producers attempted to interview prison inmates and certain staff members who could not be located earlier in the investigation.

When Officials found out what our producers were up to they placed a 27/7 lockdown on the entire facility. They have prevented all phone calls being made by inmates and later restricted incoming calls to the offices. Deputy Warden Andy Gillespie has repeatedly stated this lockdown and "unofficial lockout" is for security reasons. Gillespie pointed to recent "increased gang violence" and "an elevated level of possible aggressive behavior made by inmates".

Timing of the lockdown is still being disputed.

In the meantime prison officials deny that our reporter was ever at their facility and there is no evidence to prove otherwise.

Yet there have been some whispers about a tiny yet indisputable piece of evidence that has been discovered which proves Our Reporter had in fact been brought into the prison and could still be inside.

Deputy Warden Gillespie dismisses such talk as ramblings of conspiracy theorists and and junkies living on the streets.

"There are no archives or paperwork regarding this case period! I will not sit back and let these lies and allegations spread contradicting our finds that all evidence is gone forever" Deputy Warden Gillespie shouted to reporters at a news conference earlier today. The reporters began asking about the rumors of a surviving piece of indisputable evidence that was discovered. The Deputy Warden refused to discuss the matter refusing to spend any time entertaining what he believes to be obvious lies.

So we have to sit and wait to see what pans out and what doesn't. According to the official position of the prison Our Reporter does not exist and never did. The advised the quicker we accept the truth the quicker we can go on with our lives.

We at Channel 2013 will not stop searching for the truth of what happened to Our Reporter and vow to follow every possible lead we come across.

For now we can only hope and pray.

We have managed to retain a copy of a secret video obtained by Our Reporter that for the first time proved Government involvement in food manipulation. Our Reporter has been working on the case for years waiting to find any piece of evidence that proved what he has already concluded. Systematic and and highly organized takeovers of US food production and unregulated manipulation of genetics of all existing food stocks.

Our Reporter was hand delivered this video by an unknown person who walked up and placed it in his jacket pocket. After watching the video he made several copes and began to hide some and give the rest to trusted friends. He knew that there were a lot of powerful people who wanted the video gone.

The Government and Police State were able to get all but one of the tapes. We have the final copy and it proves Our Reporters claims. This video is just a glimpse of total the total control over our food supply. This video deals with one controlled market in particular... the hamburger conspiracy empire!

We have watched the tape hundreds of times and we believe this was an unauthorized underground video recording an apparent Government test subject under the influence of mind control drugs. In a brief moment of clarity the subject focuses his mind and tells the secret truth.

We know this to be authentic and one of the reasons Our Reporter has disappeared by the hands of the Federal Government.

Watch this as soon as possible! Watch it as many times as possible. We do not know how long we can keep it playing. Sometime soon they will take the last and final copy we have. There is no way to make another duplicate!

The truth awaits!
Channel 2013

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• hamburger
• government
• conspiracy
• mind
• control
• food
• supply
• genetic
• engineered
• poison
• death
• plague
• police
• state
• rights

[jedirock]

LOL Right on man! lol

Our food is ShIT!

[zeroelliott4146]

funny, sad, but true. he needs more videos.

[wirbeideduich]

Stop screaming and do the right thing. But i can sense you are just doing a kind of show. YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT YOU EAT, ARE YOU !

[BikerBry]

Bitch about unhealthy burgers... then go hit the bubble... LOL

[Robergine]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug...

[lexxintegra]

Just good reason for my choice of vegan diet. I agree... it is sh*t and is totally gross !

And... yes... was a living -breathing cow pig and other added stuff like chemicals and such. :-p

[gungirl23]

I tottaly agree with you at 1:35

[XBoXzMoDz]

you voice like CJ in gta san andreas

[AR15SHOTS2U]

reminds me of a young Philip Seymour Hoffman....true and FUNNY.I hear you bro!!!

[kangalanatolian]

Mindless rant.

There ARE reasons not to eat that garbage, but this guy has no idea.

[NMENTTV]

LOL---Very Funny