Futurama - The Devil's hands are idle playthings ( I want my hands back)

Fry's opera from season 5, last episode. Best song of the serie which should have ended with that imho.

Lyrics:

Fry: A deal's a deal, even with a dirty dealer!

Robot Devil: Very well, then I take what I want from Leela! Leela has promised me her hand!

Leela: Fry you do not understand! I should have revealed I've been deafened by Bender, the shame. The shame! But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor, deception the curse of my whimsical gender! He gave me mechanical ears. Effective though just a bit garish! In return without shedding a tear I agreed that I'll give him my hand...

Robot Devil: ... in marriage! You'll give me your hand in marriage!

Hermes: Is this really happening or just being staged?

Professor Farnsworth: It can't be real!

Amy: ... not if Leela is engaged!

Leela: That isn't what I meant, that isn't what I signed!

Robot Devil: You should have checked the wording in the fine... print!

Leela: I'll give you my hand...

Robot Devil and Leela: ... in marriage!

Bender: The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention! Now that IS irony!

Robot Devil: I will marry her now and confine her to hell. How droll! How droll! Where Styx is river and not just band , though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned, unless Fry you surrender MY HANDS!

Fry: Destiny has cheated me, by forcing me to decide upon the women that I idolize or the hands of an automoton. Without these hands I can't complete the opera that was captivating her, but if I keep them and she marries him, then he probably won't want me dating her...

Professor Farnsworh: I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving!

Zoidberg: I can't believe everybody just ad-libbing!

Priest Bot: By the power wested in my by the state of New New York...

Fry: No! Stop! Take my hands! You evil metal dork!



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[conricks246]

I just like Fry's first line....it sounds epic xD

[JettKuroi]

Surgery? In an opera? How wonderfully decadent, and just as I was begining to lose interest. Jombie! The chocolate sauce! ... Oh yes.... oooh...

[azizbhai]

BRAYVO!

EN CORE!

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

@Lostpathwarrior its not random!

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

@Lostpathwarrior Its not Ironic its just coincidental!

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

@Lostpathwarrior she can to sing very well >:(

[Lostpathwarrior]

@wybmbf true so true

[HORRIOR]

Step1: put voice filtering subtitles on

Step2: write the words down

Step3: run for president in USA

profit

[wybmbf]

@Lostpathwarrior It wasn't that random because throughout the episode every time the robot devil said "what an irony" Bender would say "that's not irony, that's stupid" or "that's not irony, that's just mean!"

[wybmbf]

"I can't believe everybody's just ad-liiiiibbiiiing!!!" XD

[whydidthetilda]

The robot devil = epic

[Lostpathwarrior]

Like this comment if you find Bender's ironic song random