"Chicken Rap" - A Fable III Rap

"Chicken Rap" - A Fable III Rap

Here's a little something we got together. Enjoy!

Link to iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/sleep-is-just-lame/id412498456

Link to Website: www.jtmachinima.com

Link to Fan page: http://tinyurl.com/lmlzm6

LYRICS:


I'm a pissed off chicken, if you think one minute
That I'm gonna be your fricken dinner
Fuck you bitch, just shut up and listen
I'm gonna teach this little kid a lesson
Fuck no shit, god fuckin' damn it
It's another pack of red jacket faggots
Back off jackasses, I've had it
Quit steppin' on me, cuz I can't stand it
Quick, let me out, fuck you, I demand it
You shall be candidly reprimanded
Damn it he kicked me out
Now I'm on somebody's head but how?
What's that crowd, what's this about?
What the fuck, oh-WOW shit! Get the fuck down
Flickabickaboompow gunshot hot OW
I'm sick of this getting knocked all around
I'm in the clouds? Wow, I can fly!
What's up you guys? Wait why am I...
Fuck! I'm gonna die! Why why why?
I was only tryin' to get by
Now I'm gonna cry, I just wanna find some (muffled squawking)
Oh I've lost my pride, I think that I'm dead inside
What's that smell, am I alive?
Oh fuck not for long, I'm gonna get fried!
I don't wanna die, so I gotta move up
Run run run that little chicken butt
Up up up up up what the fuckin' fuck THBPTH
I'm out of luck, now what?
Kids? What the fuck is this?
Child labor much? You bitch?
Take me outta this kitchen dish
I'm gonna eat your mother's TITS!
Now I'm burnt to a crisp
This is fuckin' ridiculous

If you're a chicken
Then you might have some issues in this
Poultry-consuming neighborhood
You should probably get out of here
Little chicken because
You'd make a lovely dinner
Stand up and fight
So you don't become my food

Now I got a ginger chef comin' after me
He reacted quite drastically
This bastard, isn't faster than me
I wish we could solve this practically
That table took him right off his feet
So long doc, I'll seeya -- JEEEZ
-us Fuck! This guy's tryna get at me
I'm sick of running and I have to pee!
Closeup angle, how do I look?
Oh fuck this shitty ass ginger cook!
Fuck shit ass bitch cocksuck motherlickin'
I wish I could fly like a fuckin' pigeon
Hey pigeons, help out your fellow chicken!
Guys come on, look down and listen!
Fucking god you gotta be kidding...



We must listen to the chicken
Because if we don't, then we'll all be fucked
If you can't fly, then you gotta act tough
Chickens are smart with this kinda stuff
You can do your best to threaten us
But we won't stop, we've had enough
When you wore the crown, our life sucked
Now we're gonna shove it up your butt

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[xXGrimReaperrXx]

The sucky part started after 3:06 :P thumbs up if you thought so to :(

[shadowslayer195]

0:54 red jacket faggets hahahahahahahah that f*cking hilarios great song

[Whiskey21882]

@AtomicFire41 It was a mista... wait, punny?, oh I see XD

[AtomicFire41]

@Whiskey21882 i thought you were the one being, punny

[Whiskey21882]

@AtomicFire41 Oh, I see what I did their

[AtomicFire41]

@Whiskey21882 "fired" i get it

[victor92677]

lol funniest thing i ever heard

[sour0deez]

@multishot98

^who read that as kill the cocks. That would have been a contradictory statement

@Patt

[multishot98]

lets save all the chickens and go kill all the cooks muhahahaha

[Ruko121]

nice as hell ..

[Madvillane]

chicken version of eminem?