DUM - Mark Cohen Music Video

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Mark-Cohen-Band/158358007511054 - The Mark Cohen Band Fan Page on Facebook

The song "DUM" by Mark Cohen appears on the CD "DUM" available on iTunes -http://goo.gl/Io76a
and CDBaby - http://goo.gl/w3CWj
as well as other fine online music shops.

DUM Lyrics

If I told you I was dumb
would you believe me
and that my brain was numb
with only one opposable thumb
A Lack of Oxygen in my brain
No thoughts do I retain
On my S.A.T. I did B.A.D.

d u m b
spells dumb

If I told you I was dense
and I couldn't spell Mensa
that my brain is kind of tiny
and me like things that are shiny
I lack a chromosome
it just might be downs syndrome
can't comprehend why MoM is a Palindrome
and if i told you I was stupid
and wore a diaper like cupid
Can't read Mother Goose
or understand no Dr. Seuss
my IQ is just a 2
I don't know how to tie my shoe
1 plus 1 will always equal 4

dumb
I guess the B is silent
d u m b
now that's dumb

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Mark Cohen
• Comedian
• Comedy Song
• Comedy
• Sarah Silverman Program
• Funny
• Humor
• Comedy Rock
• Pot Song
• MCB
• Mark Cohen Band
• Rat Pack is Back
• harmonies
• harmony
• comedy
• rock
• funny
• Dum
• Dumb
• DUM
• music video

[donatreides]

Sarah Silverman sent me here.

[fivefingered]

That's really funny

[ZepZoSoRox]

Spot on!

Thanks. :-)

[gdruby]

Good funny stuff!!

[Fredonia2k]

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