Twilight Rant

Why do trees have to die for stupid books about sparkly vampire faggots who talk about their feelings? WHY???

I tried to read the book but couldn't get through the first chapter of the copy I borrowed from the library(much to my embarrassment). I had to glean the rest of the plot from summaries on the internet.

Also, Twilight fans have a history of violence. I'm not kidding. These idiots actually do what juggalos talk a bunch of shit about doing:

http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=displa...

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[xXelviraXx100]

twilight is the most overrated thing since harry potter

[ImpendingRiot83]

Why did that bitch of an author have to ruin the mythos of vampires (it was cool when it was like Dracula and stuff like that) and turn it into a fuckin' make believe biography about herself. If you take the female main character, note her appearance and then wiki the author: They look EXACTLY alike from her descriptions. So in a sense her books are supposed to be about her. What a conceded little bitch.

[chrisx665]

but being human syfy is one of the best show of all time

[ShanaMozzor]

Faggot is a really bad word...

[intergalacticchanel]

I got a headache two pages in.

[wattamack4]

Twiilght's stupid, overrated, and is a good reason why 21st century sucks now. Js

[blueblue930]

One Character i made is a super bad ass, kick ass, awesome Vampire

let's see Edward TRY and be that awesome (He can't)

LOL, you're funny XD

[RandomDetritus]

This is awesome. Ultra is getting all these comments and subscribers, and he's not even here. Ha!

[karik333]

@NinjaGamer64

Presicely. Harry Potter has its flaws as well (minor though they may be), but at least it makes sense and the rules JKR set up in her world remain consistent. Whereas SMeyer contradicts herself in nearly every poorly written sentence in those "books"

[NinjaGamer64]

@xXelviraXx100 Dude Harry Potter is actually good, unlike this piece of horse [expletive].

[WolfFurryPride]

I got bored after the first page

[06scrivenskay]

just cas you cant write or direct anything better!!! and for your infomation weres and vamps are not evil like in other films, twilight is closest to real life!!!!!!