Talking the Hardest Parody - "Hardest Artists"

Happy New Year, people! I'm keeping this short and sweet. 5th track, parody of Talking the Hardest - Giggs. Enjoyyy.

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Instrumental credit goes to Stat Quo.
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DL link:

http://rapidshare.com/files/333313292/Pala__Walid_and_Joe_ft._DPaks_-_Hardest... .
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Lyrics:

(PGS)
I'm a real rudeboy, you know it's true,
n I know you clocked by the way I move,
I'm a real rudeboy, you see me prove,
walkin like a paraplegic boy i'm cool.

In truth, i'm strapped for cash,
tell my friends, that i'm shotting hash,
fucked a bitty, n now i've got a rash,
no problems, coz I got to mash.

Flopped my GCSEs, it was nuthin big,
still rolling deep, with Nike in my trim,
used to wearin trackies, dey're basically skin,
under all these layers, i'm actually slim.

Hardest, on the street corners,
it's getting so cold this be street sauna,
Hardest, of the street fauna,
snake boys to police like a real sportsman.

Rep for my manz sporting urban culture,
if you get rude, I might just punch-ya,
off to a party where i'll drink some artois,
ders underage pussy i'm a fervent vulture.

(Walid)
Fam, its Walid in London town now
He aint even started but he takes a fat bow
Him, Pala and Joe about to attack now
Coming at you like Legolas with an arrow

I meant arrow, Im king this ship
Call me Captain Jack Sparrow
Going down junction the road is very narrow
I cant afford a car, so I take the bus to travel (jheeez!)

Feed on human bone marrow, yeah Im a rebel
Sitting at the back of the bus, on bebo
Mess with my boys and I go skitzo
Lock you in my basement, call me Joseph Friztl

Shiiit, Im on the grind anyway
Selling crack to the youts, all day every day
Ill take your iPhone, youll get jacked for that
It cant protect you? There isnt an app for that

So a bus goes past
I look at the top at the back real fast
if man laughs if he chooses that path he'll come last
I aim high like a fucking giraffe

(JR)
Blud ya dun know livin off dat benefit scam
Coz an honest days work dont benefit man
Blud got da tag dont fuck wid da clan
Manll smack up ya grandad i dont give a dam

TFL, got dat on lock
Dun know da top at the back is da spot
Step and get rude ya get shot
White boys piss der pants wen u clock dem a lot

Channel U but man wont stop
Street ratings is enough to get straight to da top
From E Block where 5.0 is hot
Woman P.C outside when it hits 3 oclock (jeez)

Talking the hardest
Mess wid da click get sorted da fastest
Fed Ex man dem got da game wrapped up
Step to my crew n youll get clapped up

Only recreational activity is bunnin'
Throw salt on a man, I still be sluggin'
Rude boi language, dat urban dubbin'
Weekend consists of mashin' and clubbin'

(Dpaks)
Had my first taste of crime at the tender age of nine
Mum was shop lifting wine robbin shit all da time
Pops gave me a skinhead said its good for my health
Season ticket to the football come on the Chels!

I started going off da rails in my early teens
I was havinbare sex 'fore I was havinwet dreams
I was drunk off Smirnoff Ice when I met Christine
Shes the mother to my child at the age of 15 (eeew)

I stayed in school so I could get ema,
Thirty quid a week for shottin weed all day,
Youd be surprised, at what, these year 10s, will pay,
But they caught me on cameras and they put me away,

8 by 8 are the dimensions of my prison,
Fuck it while Im here, why not change my religion, (what?)
I was pickinup da soap when I lost my taste for women,
Gang rapes all day Im a dirty bum villain,

Now Im out on benefits, fuck bein a worker
Christine my wifey, she wears full burka,
My sons grown up, hes flippin burgers,
And what else, how could I forget,
Come on the chels

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• giggs
• talking
• the
• hardest
• parody
• funny
• spoof
• rap
• grime
• garage
• stat
• quo

[Trunkstuff]

sorry but this is so shit except for the second guy lol, he was quite funny.

[Mantrousse]

@Trunkstuff Lol, thanks, mate.

[1kayleigh3]

i actually liked it lool!

[calmdragon]

white trash

[scribej]

where did you get the Talkin the Hardest acapella from?

[GilrooyD]

these emcees are tight

peace

[StrictlySouthTV10]

FAIL !

[BirchyIzBack]

hahahaahahaha!