Pros and Cons with Adolf Hitler: Jennifer Aniston

Hitler reviews Jennifer Aniston.

The "melted Turkish taffy" joke was originally made by Anthony Cumia of the Opie and Anthony Show in which he refered to Gene Simmons' testicles as sagging more than melted Turkish taffy. I got to give credit where credit is due.

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[SPeacock]

I can think of another con - she's done so many romantic comedies, it's almost impossible to imagine her in a more serious role (unless you count "Derailed" with Clive Owen and Vincent Cassel).

[KakashiBallZ]

@SPeacock They'll be times when she's not doing any movies, yet she's on every fucking tabloid. And she has the nerves to tell the paparazzi to stop. Oh shut the fuck up Aniston.

[Habbloxian]

Anyone for first comment?

Tough, bitches. I ruined your dreams.

[KakashiBallZ]

WOOT FIRST COMMEN....AW FUCK!

[shrang]

You know what sperm would say inside her?? "We're fucked!!" - That made my day

[scroogesong1]

I POSSESS ADOLF HITLERS SCROTUM - YES - HE HAD TWO BALLS! OFFERS INVITED

[AntiSemantic1]

She might get a few roles in Porno.

[jlovebirch]

Trashing the still-hot Jennifer Aniston for being "old"? Oh, grow up. You can do a hell of a lot worse (and probably have) than end up with someone like her.

[TashaRichardsonFan]

*She is so fucking old that her skin sag more than melted turkish taffy.* LOL

[BritneyAddicted4EVA]

Well, I like Angelina in Tomb Raider movies. She was hot back than.

[BritneyAddicted4EVA]

@ska2808 Hitler tried to impresonate Captain Obvious :P

[mackychloe]

@nintendowiids12 Me too!!!

[mackychloe]

Harsh... but true!! lol

[nintendowiids12]

And I find her hotter than Angelina... :x