Home Improvement - Deloris's Hardware Store

GAAAAAHHHHH!! Deloris running the hardware store?? Hell and laughter ensue. I don't blame Harry for driving off though. Copyright 2009 Futuramklax.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• home
• improvement
• tim
• allen
• deloris
• perihelion
• sketch

[tadow331]

Harry-She thinks size doesn't matter

Tim-Lucky for you!

lmao

[sonicfreak04]

harry looks like president taft

[TheGRANDMAZTA]

2:39 where do wimmen belong?

i would say: to the fucking kitchen!

[GhammerProductions]

Cold day in July? Obviously, they have never been to Ohio.........

[greenlantern191]

Yeah stockyboy remember how she likes it two sugars and a big lump of arsenic

[westbelfastguy0]

DONT YA THINK IM NICE? LMFAO

[thedude19766]

they should fgot divorce a long time ago

[pytko3]

That's a good question. This may surprise you even more, they have 4 kids! In the episode,"Vasectomy one" Harry told Tim that Dolores had been through child birth 4 times. Harry said that he had a vasectomy because Dolores wanted to have her tubes tied, but she was really scared about the operation, so he does seem to care about her. He also mentioned that he and Dolores have a good sex life, but that's more than Tim wanted to know. LOL

[xxshannen1xx]

why are Harry and Deloris even married

[pytko3]

I know Benny's upset because he can't have free donuts or coffee. Dolores should have told him,"If you want donuts and coffee, go out and buy some."

Benny says that he has half a mind to go out and look for a job. Benny doesn't a job because he can't do a job right. But the main reason why Benny doesn't have a job is because he doesn't like/want to work. How can anyone be friends with that freeloader?

[Beatle1107]

LOL @ 2:05 XD