The EVILS of gay marriage

CONGRATULATIONS you where smart enough to read the description before overreacting. This was originally a powerpoint presentation for my english class and it got such a good response that i thought i should put it on youtube. In case you couldn't tell this is SATIRE. I am making fun of some of the more hilarious arguments against gay marriage. I have nothing against gays nor am i gay myself. if i offended any gay people i am sorry you have no sense of humor. if i offended any religious bigots, good. I must thank bornagainrapist001for some of the inspiration and the gay divorce argument. Thanks Mike!

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• marriage
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[rouncer81]

you definitely hate gays

[johnnythesailorman]

@rouncer81 Well duh...

[whybag]

lol, PZ Myers the "Top Christian scientist".

[johnnythesailorman]

@whybag lol. I was unintentionally ironic. :-)

[MyOldName]

*Reads the description*

...

Okay, which one of you fucknuts had to be told this wasn't sincere?

[johnnythesailorman]

@MyOldName incidentally i just showed this to my sister and she goes "so you're against gay marriage?"

facepalm

[johnnythesailorman]

@GrandInquisitor7 Jesus hung out with 12 guys and he kissed 2 of them. he refered to john as his "beloved." i used to be like you until i accepted the real jesus into my heart and he told me the truth. the truth is that the last supper was actually a circle jerk. Bartholomew came last so he had to drink it all but jesus cut in line because he wanted it all for himself. so he drank 12 dudes loads for your sins and you thank him by believing in the bible? repent before its too late!!!

[loud09pwn]

@GouledXD yeah, or the blacks or the jews or the arabs. but whatever happens, it definitley wasnt americas fault at all.

[dhilchey]

Well at least the narrator agrees that gays are a drag on humanity, although some things he said are weird , at least he's right about them ruining the world. Thanks again for the good video.

[fadechicobuarque1989]

perfect

[GouledXD]

@loud09pwn But it's so much easier to blame the gays. ):

[loud09pwn]

@loud09pwn and china is going to dominate soon regardless of whether you are high and married to your bf.

[loud09pwn]

@GouledXD is this also supposed to be satire? im not sure, its not very funny, but then your arguments against are preposterous. you seriously think that if gay marriage and cannabis are legalised then everyone in america will become a gay pothead? maybe you are in the closet but i am sure there are plenty of happily hetrosexual people with no immediate intention of getting stoned who can continue to make america the threat to international stability that it is today.

[GouledXD]

@luapjb I make a lot of jokes that border on the line between completely ridiculous, and completely ignorant. Of course most people over the internet (including myself) rightfully can't tell whether or not I'm serious. lol It's a joke.

[luapjb]

very funny, well done! It's a shame this hasn't gone viral. It's also funny that some people couldn't tell this was a satire.

[luapjb]

@GouledXD Hahaha...oh, hang on, you're serious aren't you? I feel sorry for people like yourself who have a brain with such a limited capacity for critical thinking.

[joeshcosmo]

lol at 2:04