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Planets are just places where chuck norris sat down and took a shit, and in some cases even a piss.
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chuck norris is gay and he got his ass handed to him by bruce lee he is a shit actor who cant live up to mos of the martial arts he does and he takes it up the ass
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that chuck norris is jewish.
Chuck norris can light ants on fire with a magnifiing glass, at night.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek, he plays hide and pray i don't find you.
Chuck Norris once shot someone, with a knife.
Chuck Norris can punch you so hard your blood will bleed.
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@HairyNippleGuy Chuck Norris sleeps with the night light not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, beacuase the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris+Nightwish= my exploded head
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Chuck Norris can blow up the helicopter by souting "BANG"
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There are over 1000 objects in a room Chuck Norris can use to kill you including the room itself
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Awesome Video!
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@zigosaleh555 fucking retarded camel jockey



1.Chuck Norris can slam a revolvong door. 2.Chuck does push-ups but he doesn't lift himself up, he pushes the earth down. 3.When the Boogy Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 4.Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice. 5.Chuck Norris puts "laughter" in "manslaughter"
HairyNippleGuy 4 years ago 6
chuck norris is the best ^^
846sakura 2 years ago 3