BETA MALE
Will I find in my mind the nerve I crave?
Will I brave, contemplate, then leave the cave?
I don't have money or much time in the world
Still I'm planning to save you from imminent danger!
Will I climb and defy Mount Everest?
Will I swim on a limb? I'll never rest
Until I hear your voice on the phone
I'm a lone, I'm a lone, I'm a lone, Lone Ranger
I'm gonna go where you go, Penelope
Wherever the discus may land
I gotta perfect my flawed anatomy
I'll be your Vitruvian man
I'm gonna go go go go on a rodeo
I'm gonna go go go go to the final show
Will I dig and unearth sarcophagus?
Will that stop me from being anonymous?
I'm not that famous, no, I don't belong
Still I'm chuggin' along to absolute danger
Will I face a brigade of renegades?
Never fear, I am here, your beta male
I'm not good-looking nor Sylvester Stallone
I'm a lone, I'm a lone, I'm a lone, Lone Ranger
I'm gonna go where you go, Penelope
Whatever is writ in the sand
I gotta perfect my flawed anatomy
I'll be your Vitruvian man
I'm gonna go go go go on a rodeo
I'm gonna go go go go to the final show
i raped the replay button. :)
missyellowlunchbox 1 year ago