Caboose's flirting Technique
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@S3rp3rior Just because I have some virtue doesn't mean I'm a lying fuck. You wanna see me be an asshole? Good job. When people TRY to piss me off, just to see what happens, the first thing I do is call for an ambulance. I've put 30 year old men over a foot taller than me in hospitals for weeks because they tried to mess with me, my friends, or our reputations. I've never pulled my punches and I'm not going to start now. Think hard next time you talk.
Happy Fucking Birthday. *block*
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@DJBaseBeats i should try that lol
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@DunebladeSandstrider *PUUUUKE* I'm sorry that was too much nice guy act I could stomach, seriously dude every guy in the history of guys havethe potential to be a giiiiiiiiiant asshole and a half! Just like every girl ever...EVER have the potential to be a giiiiiiiiiiiant BITCH (trust me... I am one of them :P) I'm not talking about being an asshole to your gf specifically, I'm saying in general. Any bitch can make any guy an asshole and vice versa. TRUST ME I know :P
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@DunebladeSandstrider Yes.
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But I still have one question... Should I include the whole "You haven't hurt my body in a long time" thing? I'm feeling that would be a bad plan...
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@tristanwirtz I assume you're talking about @WatchMeSpore 's referene to spike grendades, otherwise you need to let Caboose help you. I'll duct tape Church to your back if it makes you feel and safe.
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@ReachManA239 Penguins.
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@S3rp3rior That's because you haven't dated anyone like me. I'm not in it for the sex. I'm in it for a healthy and successful relationship with the woman I love. And the woman I love is one whose flaws are just as beautiful as her strengths. Why? Because it's simply not right to reject the most beautiful woman in the world because one little thing that makes her special and different from everyone else isn't perfect, and even more sad to see someone satisfied with a "perfect" girl.
thumbs up if caboose is smart to not use tuckers line
bowchickabowwow7000 3 months ago 104
I used this to ask a girl out...... she laughed and said yes
DJBaseBeats 2 months ago 29