Eric Cartman Poker Face FULL SONG (parody)

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Namaaaamaah
Namaaamaah
Nannaaaah
Nannaaaaah
Nannaaaah


I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Please
I Let Them Gamble But Its Fun Wen You With Me ( I Love It )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
I dont give a crap to whales. so go and hugh a tree ( I Love It )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

(Mum Mum Mum MAh)

(Mum Mum Mum Mah)

Lady GaGa:

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he is gonna love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he is gonna love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)


A little something I made..
POKER FACE by ERIC CARTMAN
((The BEST version!!))
Video to come, but not really needed!

I didn't think a few misplaced lines were sufficient enough to be called a REMIX so I decided to go all the way. Doesn't quite have the sound fidelity the real song has, but hey!


disclaimer i do not own this song it is from you tube

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• gaga
• saman
• samanavailable01
• cartman
• eric
• pokerface

[PaytimeAT]

EricCartmanVEVO

[amenfashionladygaga]

'I dont give a crap about whales so go hug a tree' thats my favorite line in this song

[beepbop1001]

Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass

[LittleMissErato]

It sounds like he's saying "pot pie" poker face a couple of time... too funny...

[juicyck7]

725 douche bags in this world.

[GamerRodriguez]

don't give 2 shits about whales

[IsaacBlackburn1]

Favourite south park characters:

1. Randy

2. Cartman

3. Butters

4. Kenny

5. Chef (R.I.P Isaac Hayes)

[MrHQubaisi2]

@lolalotboy Kyle?

[Flozinator1000]

Heroes isthe best show of the world

[lolalotboy]

GO AWAY NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

[acidA20]

I don't give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree

[gredangeo]

Cartman and Randy needs to make a CD of cover songs. Maybe a double disc. :)

One can only hope. I'll be willing to pay a buck fifty per song if not more. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!