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Eric Cartman Poker Face FULL SONG (parody)
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Uploaded on Nov 1, 2009
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Lyrics:
Namaaaamaah
Namaaamaah
Nannaaaah
Nannaaaaah
Nannaaaah
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Please
I Let Them Gamble But Its Fun Wen You With Me ( I Love It )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
I dont give a crap to whales. so go and hugh a tree ( I Love It )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum Mum Mum MAh)
(Mum Mum Mum Mah)
Lady GaGa:
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he is gonna love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
A little something I made..
POKER FACE by ERIC CARTMAN
((The BEST version!!))
Video to come, but not really needed!
I didn't think a few misplaced lines were sufficient enough to be called a REMIX so I decided to go all the way. Doesn't quite have the sound fidelity the real song has, but hey!
(Disclaimer i do not own this song it is from YouTube!)
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Top Comments
Lucifer Fallen 6 months ago
god that fat kid can sing!
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Paul Ausems 5 months ago
It's hug a tree.
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Azhl3ighxxx 1 week ago
Lol!!! i know i was fooling around c': Sowwies
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Azhl3ighxxx 1 week ago
xDD
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BeybladeGirl1997 2 weeks ago
PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA POKER FACE MAMAMAMA
PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA POKER FACE MAMAMAMA
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Bryan Del Fava 2 weeks ago
STAN, ME AND KINNY DON'T GIVE TWO S**TS ABOUT STUPID ASS WHAAAAAAALES
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PGHIZE 4 weeks ago
totally sounds like chance the rapper
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Gondrok Grek 1 month ago
:-DDD
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MegaAllydee 1 month ago
Some one played this on their phone in Sixth Form one time. I completely failed at trying to stifle my laughter!
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Mannúh Siilveiira 1 month ago
yori efei sfdeiof fief efief eifjew fifn e
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Eric Cartman 1 month ago
yeah im amazing at singing
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Eric Cartman 1 month ago
im not fat im big boned!
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