Eric Cartman Poker Face FULL SONG (parody)

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Lyrics:
Namaaaamaah
Namaaamaah
Nannaaaah
Nannaaaaah
Nannaaaah

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Please
I Let Them Gamble But Its Fun Wen You With Me ( I Love It )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
I dont give a crap to whales. so go and hugh a tree ( I Love It )
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hard, show him what I've got

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

(Mum Mum Mum MAh)

(Mum Mum Mum Mah)

Lady GaGa:

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he is gonna love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(he is gonna love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)


A little something I made..
POKER FACE by ERIC CARTMAN
((The BEST version!!))
Video to come, but not really needed!

I didn't think a few misplaced lines were sufficient enough to be called a REMIX so I decided to go all the way. Doesn't quite have the sound fidelity the real song has, but hey!


(Disclaimer i do not own this song it is from YouTube!)

• Category

  Comedy

[Lucifer Fallen]

god that fat kid can sing!

[Paul Ausems]

It's hug a tree.

[Azhl3ighxxx]

Lol!!! i know i was fooling around c': Sowwies

[Azhl3ighxxx]

xDD

[BeybladeGirl1997]

PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA POKER FACE MAMAMAMA

PAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA POKER FACE MAMAMAMA

[Bryan Del Fava]

STAN, ME AND KINNY DON'T GIVE TWO S**TS ABOUT STUPID ASS WHAAAAAAALES

[PGHIZE]

totally sounds like chance the rapper

[Gondrok Grek]

:-DDD

[MegaAllydee]

Some one played this on their phone in Sixth Form one time. I completely failed at trying to stifle my laughter!

[Mannúh Siilveiira]

yori efei sfdeiof fief efief eifjew fifn e

[Eric Cartman]

yeah im amazing at singing

[Eric Cartman]

im not fat im big boned!