Uncalled for Some Parody #2: New Year's Shoes (Sequel to Christmas Shoes)

A song parody that nobody asked for. "The New Year's Eve Shoes," A Parody of "The Christmas Shoes", by Eddie Carswell and Leonard Ahlstromy, made famous by NewSong.

Because really, that kid or his dad would try to return the shoes, especially if they were only ever worn in a hospital bed and never touched the floor, right?

LYRICS

I want to return these shoes
Cause my momma died
It's New Years Eve
And these shoes were never worn
And if you can't do cash
Maybe store credit's fine
If you and I can't both agree
to waive me that restocking fee
I'll have you call your manager
And tell him how my mother died.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Parody
• Song
• Comedy
• Guitar
• Nate
• Kushner
• Igloos
• Acoustic
• NewSong
• Christmas
• Shoes
• Patton
• Oswalt
• Rob
• Lowe
• Funny
• Spoof
• Humour
• Sketch
• Bag
• Sequel

[luvlife0234]

you are now the worlds biggest fag for that -.- how dare you make a parody of someone about how their mother die. Like this could be real. Do you even have a heart?

[natekushner]

@luvlife0234 Merry Christmas!

[MattLittle]

@luvlife0234 hahaha, how do those flowers smell, Algernon?