A Hernia (Rihanna "Disturbia" Parody)

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Rihanna- "Disturbia" parody, done with the brother: http://youtube.com/sureway

IF you want the mp3, go for it: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3yo2yjzrj2d

WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRHy_S_Fhs4&fmt=18

Lyrics:

Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow (what's wrong with me?)
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow (why do I feel like this?)
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow (I'm going crazy now)
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow (UGH)

Cannot walk anywhere, don't even get me started
Nothing heard, nothing said, can't even speak about it
I'm alive and in pain, don't wanna think about it
Feels like I'm going insane (owwwwwww)

It's a thief with a knife who is stabbing you
It can creep up inside you and consume you
A disease of the groin it can control you
It's too close for comfort

I can see the light
I'm gonna sit here and wonder
If the doc was right
Don't wanna go 6 feet under
Better think twice
Don't wanna live life in torture
If I don't get this fixed then I'll die!!!

I have a hernia (in my tummy I wanna cry)
A hernia (will I get to go pee tonight?)
A hernia (It really sucks to be a guy)
A hernia, a hernia

Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow

Got a bulge in my intestinal wall (talking to me)
I can't even stand tall (Don't want it living in me)
It's gotta disappear so I can finish my beer
I really want to drink it (ooooo)

A killer pain I can't run even if I want to (sucks)
I feel old on my meds gotta take 'em again at 2
A disease of the groin it can own you
It feels like a monster in my abdomen

Cough twice
The doctor said to me
Gave me some advice
Drop some pounds and get healthy
But I'm craving rice
That surely won't help me
I just don't want to have surgery

I have a hernia (it's in a tender location)
A hernia (no more heavy liftin')
A hernia (I think I need a vacation)
A hernia, a hernia

Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow
Ow ow ee ow ow ow ee ow ow

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rihanna
• disturbia
• parody
• hernia
• song
• SoarOfTheConchords
• sureway

[gopher666]

Idea itself is good, singing could use work.

[SoarOfTheConchords]

Haha, it's not meant to be good singing. :P

[jagdtooth]

I've watched this video so many times

Wenever I hear disturbia I start singing ur song and people think I'm crazy lol

[allalone359]

Could be worse could have to give birth guys

[FringePhantomWpg]

I was diagnosed with a hernia this morning. This is now my anthem. LOL

[02Selena]

are they gay?

[Firemanfh12351]

Haha WTF a plastc knife??

[aminos5196]

this song is better than the real one

[fibe101]

ahhh my substitute teacher is thee 1 in thee stripedd shirtt!!!!!

[HotNavyMom]

u guys are hilarious! 

[KF7R]

Awesome :) I love it

[jake130313]

Lol you got jizzed on at 1:06