Put a Bird on It (All the Seagull Ladies)

All the Seagull Ladies

You found a blank mug
Maybe a rug, maybe a jug, maybe a tote bag too
Decided to stick, a bird on on it quick
So another hipster noticed you


A boring hat, a boring shirt
Don't pay them any attention
Just say the word, and glue a bird
And you're urban outfitters dream



If you don't like it then you shoulda put a bird on it
Don't be boring with a purse or a wallet

Oh, oh, oriole.

I got sparrow on my bits, a raven on my hips
An owl on my very own jeans
A jay on my cup, a hawk on my butt
I really really care what you think

I'm out on a mission, did i mention?
Check out this peacock invention
If your'e in a pinch, tack on a finch
What it really needs is a parakeet

Don't say I'm just like every body else
I'm strictly do it yourself
I've got my very own glue, glue gun too

I love my bird wire tattoo, my bird shoe
Dressing me so ironically, sardonically and absurd
Put an eagle on your arm, a quail on your new iPhone




A falcon here, a buzzard there, a flamingo, a big black crow

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• portlandia
• beyonce
• single ladies
• put a bird on it
• parody
• put a ring on it
• radiohead
• thom

[jakeaidan]

So, I went to the 5 Spot today and they have a Portlandia theme and it's full of cut out birds. Plus, they have the Beyonce lyrics you imitated. Just in case you were wondering if you were making the world a better place, have no doubt, big goofy smiles for thousands!

[JessWindanceMeddock]

@jakeaidan Whoaa, sweet sassy molassey! Thanks for the heads up:) I'm smiling myself!!!

[aliceinreality]

you. are. the best.

[JessWindanceMeddock]

@aliceinreality thanks so much!!!

[cyclopz007]

wowzerz! you're like a hotter, 90'z-er sarah silverman. and you like my favorite show (besidez dr. who...) that was awesome!!!!!!!!! you rock!!!!!!!!!

[JessWindanceMeddock]

@cyclopz007 hahahahaha, compared to the great dr! i'm so flattered!!! thanks a mil!

[iconeater]

I'd put a bird in that ;)

[shauntain22]

haha this is awesome... you should checkout the "Put A Bird On It" App

itunes.apple.com/us/app/put-a-­­bird-on-it!!!/id498900592?mt=­8

[UNPROPHETE]

if you like it then you should've put a wing on it....

[davidbrucemusicvideo]

OMG, I think I'm in love...

[amandible]

This is amazing.

[mcboxer]

Not to wax political here, it's a great video, but if bills like SOPA pass, videos like this would be taken down, the uploader charged.

[iamtupac1]

nice ass

[mrpayne123]

That was good, great idea to put a bird on it.

[carpathianwrath]

There are somethings that can't be unseen. Otherwise sounds good.

[mcdeferenz]

Best video evah!

[srotmark]

This made me giggle. a lot.