God Rest Our Ears from Christmas Songs

Gazinkus and Friends suffer from holiday overload in this Christmas parody!

Carolers from L-R are: Dean McComb, Gary Parks, Mari Aranoff, Rebecca Parks

Lyrics by Mari Aranoff

God rest our ears from Christmas songs
The senses they do maim
And even Christ our Savior
Would surely feel the same
The stores play all of them to death
And most of them are lame

They think it sells bags of
gifts and toys, gifts and toys
They think it sells bags of
gifts and toys

God rest our eyes from Christmas cards
And decorations, too
The corprate world still tries to sway
Each Muslim and each Jew
And if you say that it offends,
Folks will make fun of you

Were brainwashed to buy those
gifts and toys, gifts and toys
Were brainwashed to buy those
gifts and toys

God rest our brains from all this crap
Its earlier this year
And now it starts by Halloween
That phony Christmas cheer
It could be Labor Day next time
Then Ill need lots of beer

Along with the tons of
gifts and toys, gifts and toys
Along with the tons of
gifts and toys

The twinkling lights have decked the halls
Nativities abound
The Santas now gang up on us
Theyve commandeered our town
The reindeer have adorned the streets
With turds of golden brown

Theres no more cash, just programmed
girls and boys, girls and boys
Theres no more cash, just programmed
girls and boys

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[thisfreespirit]

Great job guys! But who the heck do those mortal names belong to??

On-On

Deep Chocolate ; p

[gazinkusmusic]

Deep, thanks for listening! The mortal names belong to our evil twins.

[PeterSLangston]

Yeah!  Tell it like it is!

By the way, a little glitter can really dress up those golden brown reindeer ... um ... items.

[gazinkusmusic]

Yeah, and we can sell them (lol)! Thank you, Peter!

[SueWho72]

Right on! I love Christmas for its true meaning, not the rot that we see for weeks on end which is about money, money, money, not peace on earth and good will to people!

[gazinkusmusic]

Thanks, Sue. We're not into the peer pressure that goes on this time of year!

[LeonoraChanteuse]

Awesome! My favorite part is "Labor Day"! Keep it up!!

[carystonia]

these people need to get a life

[Iggysgirllove]

Aint it the truth....

[MrsNorris55]

Love it!!

[moonphish6]

very clever and SO true...merry christmas !

[BarbaraSlone]

Dear Mari, Dean and Friends that I haven't met yet but would like to: You guys rock!!! I am looking forward to seeing you guys perform soon! Met you at camp last summer....ON ON from Squeezebox!