SausAges (A Song for Romain)

Best song ever. Jason wrote this one special just for Romain!

French Faggot



(D G D A)

This song is for a special guy
I ask: who is it?, you say: sausAges!
Screaming like a Faggot, Paris St. Germain
Now you know, this song is for Romain


He loves good food and he is in the mood
For PES and we all know he is an honest dude
When you meet him in the street, he just makes you smile
Romain, can you please stay longer for a while? He eats

Radish with butter, Danish think he is a nutter
His favourite sentence is: I want to see you dance like slut, I
Dont know if Im gay, but I think I am
To write a song like this to that young man


This song is for a special guy
I ask: who is it?, you say: sausAges!
Screaming like a Faggot, Paris St. Germain
Now you know, this song is for Romain


He broke his and once, he was injured long
I still dont know where he got his and injured from (where he got his injury from)
Was it just from wanking, or from lady spanking
He didnt spank much ladies, so I think is from wanking

He wore a stupid splint for month and month
And during these months we all got fans of his dance
He loves to bounce to hiphop and he doesnt like trance
Believe me when I say that there is no chance

To enhance his dance-styles on the floor
When every single girl wants to be his whore
On private parties, population, plug and roar
Memorising this we sing once more


This song is for a special guy
I ask: who is it?, you say: sausAges!
Screaming like a Faggot, Paris St. Germain
Now you know, this song is for Romain


To come to an end, I am sorry to say
That every word so far here was a lie
Romain we dont want you to stay
I didnt say it earlier, maybe I was a bit shy

But the end of the song is the honest part
You like Sex and the City, youre not humble, youre not smart
Youre a german, youre a twat, you suck in snooker, football, dart
I think as well that I should have told you from the start, that

Paris is shit and theyll never win the cup
I tell you one last time, it is pub and not puaeb (its not puaeb, but pub)
Your face gives me a headache, if I see it I throw up
Hoarau will never be more than a sub

Somebody here should better make me stop
Otherwise I go on the whole night about how much you suck
And then you would whine and cry in the tub
So here comes the chorus, to cheer you up

This song is for a special guy
I ask: who is it?, you say: sausAges!
Screaming like a Faggot, Paris St. Germain
Now you know, this song is for

a specual guy
I ask: who is it?, you say: sausAges!
Screaming like a Faggot, Paris St. Germain
Now you know, this song is for Romain (G G7 g D)

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[chrlbaseball88]

great song. you should re-do it!

[eskimomaedel]

Great! Greets to the fantastic songwriter Jason!=)

[lgough3]

I have been singing this all day!

[kravn111]

Yeah! sausAges!