Ultimate Warrior Slim Jim Commercial
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How the black guy gets the worst , hahhaa
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The great thing about Warrior monologues: You could edit and splice together bits of unrelated Warrior promos and it would still be equally coherent :P
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I think I can safely say that if I was in my garage one day and the door opened to reveal a huge, muscely, sweaty guy in his underwear starting at me and then asking "You been a bit BORED?" I would probably have to endure about a million dollars worth of therapy bills and nightmares about anal rape, right after I had gone inside and changed my underpants.
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I'dve been scared shitless!! He was too friggin intense.
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"You boys have been bored?!"
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It's probably for the best that Macho Man took over for Warrior for these commercials. I don't think the human brain is capable of perceiving what would have happened, had the Warrior continued to make them.
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0:22 that's the first time I've seen him smile
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Nope. That was my reaction.
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I'm not the only one who thinks that the kid at @0:25 looks like some form of trashed out Sora from KH? Right?
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Why does he smile after he screams at the chair??
There is no place to run, all the fuses in the exit signs have been burned out and there's only one pathway and it deals with pain and destruction and recapturing slim jims!
YOU will feel that pain, FEEL THAT POWER at Summerslam as the warrior's claw is scratched all over the back of the Ultimate Warrior and tells me to do what is rightfully right and wrongfully wrong, take the slim jim back, take it back to parts unknown!
LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!
TheInflicted 9 months ago 9
An almost fully naked man with face paint, an oiled up body walks into garages with children and offers them treats.
"I need an adult."
"I am an adult."
"Help!"
Bigdavebeast42 5 months ago 7