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Uploaded by on Feb 16, 2010

A funny video my boyfriend and I made. Please feel free to link it if you like - I would love this to get popular! We wrote all the lyrics and sung the song ourselves using a program on the mac - no microphones or equipment!

Lyrics here:

Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase

Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze

It means no penis for the rest of your days

It's your problem-free penectomy

Vagina Dentata!

Vagina Dentata?

They're anti-rape jaws!

What's a rape jaw?

A rape jaw mother. But she liked it!

You know kid, these two words will solve all your problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog

Very nice

Thanks

His young warthog penis, well, frankly it stank
He could clear the savannah after every wank

I was a sensitive soul with a smelly foreskin
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And I got vexed He was so vexed
Thought of changin' my sex What d'you expect?
And I got frustrated How did ya feel?
Everytime I mas-...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Vagina Dentata! The best shag you'll get
Vagina Dentata! Sex Russian Roullette

It means a sex change that you'll never regret

Yeah, sing it kid!

It's gynaecology-mixed with dentistry

Vagina Dentata!

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Uploader Comments (corsetgrrl)

  • This was a post on /b/

  • @ryuzakikun96 - we dont hang on 4chan, this was an independant vid we made which was first post on b3ta :)

  • This is ART, pure and simple. I would like the lyrics, because I missed a couple phrases.

  • @lynndieengland

    Hey! Lyrics are now posted in the info box for your delectation! Thanks very much :) :)

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  • 7 people who disliked this video probably had vagina dentata

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  • This never get's old, me and my boyfriend sat laughing for ages after!!!

  • this is brilliant

  • I've always made this joke to myself. I'm really glad someone else sings alternative lyrics.

  • Lol ur shit funny

  • its hakuna matata

  • GENIUS.

  • I love how he's filing the claw down as the lyrics go "penectomy"

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