The Youtube Guide to Popularity

Music by Nada Surf.
Performed by Music is the Gateway Drug
Lyrics by Dan Krause

Two important rules for the tribute video
Don't put off making it for someone when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation wastes time
If you'd like to get in to that person's good graces
Make it as flowery as possible
Emphasize what you like about them
If your barefaced flattery works, they might feature it
Think of all the subs you'll get as a result
It's one of the most important things on youtube
Your videos don't have to contain an ounce of thought,
Just be sensational
Drama is a massive draw for people
If you're divisive, cool, or pretty; all the better
People will sub to you,
They will tell their friends, just wait
Outside of the tribute, avoid making videos about yourself
Talk about philosophy or religion
Discuss political views, a book, or a celebrity figure
And always leave comments and five star ratings
Post video responses; you'll be noticed, just you wait and see

I'm head of the pack
I'm popular
I always sub back
I'm popular
I'm always on attack
I'm popular
I've been featured twice
Ask me for advice

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna get a lot of subscribers to your channel
You have to be as good-looking as possible
Guys, make sure your beard or stubble is evident, but groomed
Five o'clock shadows are in these days
They are definitely in!
If you're a girl try to have a winning smile and evident cleavage
Be charming, and smile a lot
Do a strip tease, or put yourself down and watch those compliments flood in

I'm the rising star
I'm popular
My looks have got me far
I'm popular
Chicks dig me on guitar
I'm popular
My channel's subbed a lot
People think that I am hot

Half of the battle for getting views is in your tags
Use words like "boob" "sex" or insert a popular Youtuber like Pat Condell
People will tune in; you'll see
It doesn't matter if they have relevance to your video
All you should care about is how many people look at it
Being Most viewed. Most discussed. Most commented. That's important (If that doesn't work, insert a hot picture half way through your vid
Use it as your screen cap
Their curiosity will be piqued
They will click the link, they'll be yours
You'll hook 'em with your vacuous banter
About frivolous subjects, like heath ledger
Or Britney Spears, pick a topic
Every boy, every girl, on the World Wide Web could be yours
If you'll just listen to my plan
THE YOUTUBE GUIDE TO POPULARITY

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• youtube
• popular
• popularity
• patcondell
• boob
• azrienoch
• sex
• g0at

[zenguin13]

unfucking straight-to-the-belly-laugh believeable.

five gasous balls of fire and a new sub for you!

[bfgholycrap]

Heh, thanks man.  I appreciate it.

[onemancomedy]

two boys one cup is making fun of two girls one cup simply haliouse!

[bfgholycrap]

Exactly! And who better to parody it with then g0at. Great guy, that man.

[CadicusTheDamned]

If you don't love it, we come to your country and hold you at GitMo until we can have a military tribunal to determine your assured guilt. Then we waterboard you a couple of times for fun before executing you.

Yes, indeed, you MUST love it. Otherwise, you are a terrorist.

[Kailys3]

...so awesome :p wouldn't it be ironic if THIS was featured, lol

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Your role in this video was perfect :)

You looked the part, even if you were just acting normally XD (no offense intended :) )

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

lol

[HBOFFICIAL]

hey what is this istrumental called

[hahajustsmile]

fuckin nice

[jakobk78]

Fucking priceless! Bravo sir!

[dylangio]

hahha wow you nailed it ! this is great. great remake of a the song

[xkara08x]

lol! this is funny. im gonna start singing this instead of the real song from now on :P

[PandorazLunchBox]

coool

[JumokeTV]

I know im hella late seeing this But cool video!

[thequestionmarkofGod]

Its been a while since I bowed at your altar my Lord : )