My Bad Romance! Lizzy the Lezzy Stand up comedy

My Bad Romance! Stand up Comedy videos by LIZZY THE LEZZY - http://www.lizzythelezzy.com - and if you liked this little story check out Lizzy's book! http://www.lizzythelezzy.com/lizzys-lesbian-book



transcript:
My name is Lizzy and I like to sing and rap
It really makes me happy even though I know Im crap
Id like to tell a story of lesbian I knew
I met her in a club one night, I smiled and said Hellooo.

We talked until the early hours, we flirted to and fro
So I took her back to my place, I was desperate for a blow
She was a Lady Gaga fan she wanted bad romance
I said I liked her poker face, she said Take off your pants!

This chick she was as dirty as a coal miners lung
But since Charlie bit my finger I could only use my tongue
I ripped off all her clothes, I just had to quench my thirst
I said, Imma let you finish, but dyou mind if I come first?

She told me not to stop and said, Oh Lizzy, youre the bomb!
So I continued with my rhythm and said, Om nom nom nom
But 30 minutes later going down was getting boring
My neck was aching, back was breaking, this sex was so exhausting!

I lifted up my head to have a little peep
And much to my surprise the bitch had fallen asleep!
But I found a way to wake her up and keep her in the mood
I couldnt have it end like this, I wasnt getting screwed!

The moral of the story here is simple and quite clear
If you need to wake your lover up just poke her in the rear!

Hehe.

Lady Gaga Bad Romance parody

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Lady
• Gaga
• Bad
• Romance
• parody

[technoturtle]

and said om nom nom nom lmao

[lizzythelezzy]

@technoturtle ehhe i'm glad so many people got that one! :)

[RainbowRoqkah93]

OMG I absolutely love Lizzy the Lezzy to death!

I am so upset i just recently found these videos!

[namekman01]

@lizzythelezzy hard not to XD

[runetide]

@weert6666 And yet you go out of your way to watch vulgar videos so that you can preach on your soap box. Interesting...

[runetide]

@hwoods01 Who is "Mr. Man"?

[TheJack4real]

ha lol when you said she fell asleep i can imagine the cobwebs in her muff xD oh god, MUFF CAABAAGEE!! >:O

[MizzBBreezy]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! OMG!!! People can learn a lot from Lizzy :D

[DarkWillUser]

@hwoods01, Ruth Selwyn isn't a man.

[AustralianWild]

"Helloo" - so cute pomie accent!

FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[xuanster]

lulz

[fairy687]

om nom nom :3