RCX - Steve (Point 1)

(lyrics)

When Steve awoke
He found that his clock was broke
And he was late for his job
So he threw on some pants
In kind of a half way dance
And went to work looking like a slob

On the way there
He realized he didn't do his hair
He also forgot to grab his jacket
Well his car ran out of gas
As he crossed the over pass
And his tire blew he hit a tennis racket

(chorus)
What a terrible day for Steven
Why was all of this happening to him
Why couldn't his day just go well
Instead of being a living Hell

Steve called a taxi
Jumped into the back seat
Where it smelled like there was a dead body
But he just paid the guy
Even tho it was over priced
Didn't say a word, just went to the lobby

His boss looked sour
Cuz Steve was late an hour
Or maybe two, he didn't specify
So his boss fired Steve
Tried to kill him as he would leave
Steve barely got out alive

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• phillip
• chipper
• clark
• robert
• o'neill
• dark
• humor
• humour
• music
• funny
• bad
• day
• luck
• karma
• cursed
• fired
• point
• part
• one
• acoustic
• injured

[20jackiem08]

steve was late and he almost died cause his boss tried to kill him... :) talk about slippery slopes...