Hey Kids, Santa Claus is NOT Real.

I never pushed the Santa story on my kids, like was done with me. Still, my kids believed anyway - something about peer pressure and the power of TV. On several occasions I flatly told them there was "No Santa Claus" - here is one such time from 1997.

Conversely, we made up our own Santa Myth - Bad Santa. Bad Santa was given red wine and garlic bread instead of milk and cookies. He also came into your house through a cuckoo clock. Each Christmas morning at our house there was a trail of pine needles and tinsel leading to the cuckoo clock. Invariably Band Santa would leave a note to the kids telling them to harass their parents for another year.

Ah... such memories.
XD

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[22Hypergrl]

I stopped believing when I was 10, it all makes sense, when you get your toys/gifts there's a name brand and a bar code lmfao.

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@22Hypergrl

Good point... I think it was easier to trick kids when toys were wooded trains and Raggedy Anne dolls.

[jay54667]

merry christmas every 1

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@jay54667

I agree... Merry Christmas!

[MegaChocoluver]

Thats terible you should be ashamed your kids have the right to beleive in Santa and thats great parenting crushing their spirts

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@MegaChocoluver

You have a good point, I just see it differently.

Merry Christmas just the same.

[kevin21122]

Telling your kid there is no santa is like trying to tell a person who thinks they have an understanding of reality that the reality they experience is only electromagnetic waves converted into a holographic illusion created by your brain!! so if you were able to change the way your brain projects EM's you can manipulate reality! wich is kind of how acid, works but you will be out of sync with sociaty and be called crazy!! so lets just pretend there is a santa!!

[C1Era]

Ok honestly just stop trying to be one of the politically correct parents that has to inform there kids about everything. Kids figure it out themselves that santa isn't real, the 4 year old probably has no idea. But anyway even if the 9 or 10 year knows it just makes the holiday depressing when you tell your own little kids, hey guess what santa isn't real. Yes the old ones probably really do know but you are just ruining the holiday, especially for the 4 year old...

[madisonhill70]

He is sooooooo fake I knew since I was kindergarten and nobody told me I had common since u know

[adofri]

in iceland we belive in 13 santa clauses, well kids do lol, and i figured it out when i was 7 because american cartoons only had 1 santa claus who would go around the world, so why wouldnt he come to iceland and send his 13 friends, didint make sense to me lol

[22Hypergrl]

@Gashi1206 I think you mixed your letters and words together in your keyboard.

[PSPGAMELINKS]

@RorDgaming That's true I found out I'm 12

[RorDgaming]

@mercybieber654 there's no Santa Claus stay up they whole night and you'll find out.its common sence,how the fuck can you fly around to every fuckin person,second of all no1 can fly.third:why does your parents tell you to go to bed early??because when your asleep they put the presents under the tree.

[MarcyBieber654]

It doesn't matter what you say, he is real! Oh and for anybody who wants to reply how old I am, I am 11! Okay and Santa IS REAL!