Hershey's Air Delight Unwrapping And Taste Test Review

No matter how many times I threw it in the air, this hooligan refused to float.
Air can't be that heavy.

Packaging

You know, there's probably some guy out there upset that he's getting less chocolate in this bar. I'm not sure what he's expecting, after all, he bought an AERATED chocolate bar. It's not like they just pumped up a plastic bag full of air and charged him $1.15 cents for it. Come to think of it, cotton candy is a huge scam as well. Not the kind you get at a carnival on a stick , but the kind that comes in prepackaged in little bags. Just saying that makes me feel dirty, "Prepackaged Cotton Candy". You can't prepackage magic. Ever try to catch a rainbow in a jar? Or that sweet scent of your crush as she brushed past you in the hall? Capturing such blissful moments of life cannot and shouldn't be done. The allure and mystery that comes from a beautiful woman's smile or a Golden Retriever's innocent gaze lies in it's spontaneity. To hold it captive would ruin that fragile beauty. Although, capturing lightning in a bottle would be pretty sweet. You'd be the most popular guy at work with your radiating 2.5 trillion degree Celsius jar of crystal fire. I just made that term up, feel free to use it whenever you want. At the park, eating dinner in a fancy restaurant, or even in the boudoir! Though I'm not sure how your partner would react to the latter. They already had to put up with this crackling jar of Thor's Rage next to the nightstand for 2 straight weeks, now you've started making up your own slang? No, nuh-uh, the limit has been reached. Your better half finally reaches their boiling point when the jar zaps them while they're in the shower. Somehow, it became sentient and developed a killer case of separation anxiety. Being away from it's master (You) it decides to conjure up a bit of mischief as a cry for help. With every crackle, it cackled. With every bolt, she got a jolt. With every thunderclap, it hoped for you to come back. Glass enclosures with twisted chunks of electricity need love too.

Just don't hug it.

Taste, Texture, And Consistency

I've been breathing for several years now. Having that smooth deposit of air enter your body and then shoot out is surprisingly relaxing. Who would have guessed that something so simple could be so therapeutic? Of course, now that's I've written/mentioned breathing, I will obsessively think about it and breathe manually until something else distracts me. That's one the downsides to Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, it makes you think EVERYTHING is a big deal. When I was younger, I thought it was just my brain testing me. I had no idea why it decided to start these neurological exams now, but who was I to argue? To this day, the cause for that initial thought has eluded me and it's never left me. I used to hate it, freaking out about my blinking patterns and every other autonomic function was not fun. But as I got older, I learned to accept it. This is my brain and my body, there's no point in fighting myself. I know when the time is right, my mind will make clear to me why it does these strange things in the first place. Until then, I've learned to enjoy my bodily quirks. Breathing helps me go to sleep at night, blinking helps me focus in FPS games, and everything else just falls to the wayside. Sure, I'm probably slowly losing my mind, but that's okay. As long as I can still form coherent thoughts that let me know I'm losing my mind, I'll be just fine.

The narwhals bacons at midnight.
Overall

If you can't get your hands on an Aero bar, this is a suitable alternative. It's smooth, airy, and melts perfectly in your mouth. Props to Hershey's, you guys proved me wrong. Now, how much for a life size bust of my hands made of dark chocolate?

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[gingervitus01]

Need chocolate...estrogen...kicking­...in...

[frickfrock999]

@gingervitus01

Hershey bar....ENGAGE!

[xBeautifuLLiar9832x]

I just realized, I watch your vids every night before bed. They're so entertaining, and I actually want to.try most products.

[frickfrock999]

@xBeautifuLLiar9832x

So what you're saying is...

Release an audiobook of Goodnight Moon?

[pobels29]

Wait?! I must know how many papayas out of 6 this is?!

[frickfrock999]

@pobels29

4.7

[frickfrock999]

@daughterMYslaughter

This is one of the most terrifying comments I've read all day....

[frickfrock999]

@NiKKiBSEXCii

Heaven.

[ImRyuGa]

Wait a minute...so this guy really reviews candy o_0...why didn't u think of this *face palm*

[ssagaji515]

Paying for the process and idea, erf

[FujishimaAkiko]

It's aerated so they give you less chocolate for more money.. awesome gimmick if there ever was one.. but kudos to the Brits for doing it first.. lol.

[brandonjh4]

There should be nothing positive about this, they're just putting bubbles in it. That means they're just trying to use less chocolate per bar, while keeping it the same price. This shouldn't be bought -.-

[ALLoutFANBOY]

FOODGASM!

[kailarcr123]

@Ptowngansta17 right

[frickfrock999]

@Ptowngansta17

I'm not sure you know how chocolate works. :p