Rifftrax - Twilight - Kevin's interpretation of Edward's song to Bella
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That was the most beautiful song I've ever heard. XD
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@fruitxing he says chomp not jump I thought the same when I first heard it
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Hahaha Can't stop laughing!!!!
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Ugh. Twilight is why we need another proper Dracula movie, post haste.
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@fruitxing CHOMP INTO YOUR THROAT, not jump.
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The cannibal's ballad.........
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While nothing can wash away the stain of Twilight, this makes it watchable.
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Harpo should get a song-duet with Bonesaw.
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@LeahCinnamon I try to imagine Kevin doing that instead of a pale, creepy guy.
It doesn't work :(
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@fruitxing I think its chomp
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"This is a ballad that I wrote just for you:
I want to jump into your throoooooat.
And watch you bleed out on the floooooor.
Then I'll bathe myself in your life esscence as you die.
Tear your heart out of your chest and crack the bones and suck the marrow out. Slice into your brain for sandwiches and maybe have an omlette made of--"
I'd buy this on iTunes :)
fruitxing 1 year ago 79
I can just see the looks on Mike and Bill's faces as Kevin keeps getting more graphic in the song you gotta love Kevin though that's basically all the things a vampire should do to its victims not sparkle and be all sappy but I'm overanalyzing a little bit great riff anyway
Adamgontierfan19 1 year ago 51