19 Pick-up lines that WORK!!

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Pick up lines in Order
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1) Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragon balls?

2)Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk back again.

3) If i was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes

4)My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't just hold it in.

5) Hi, I'm new to town, can I get directions to your house?

6) If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id sure put U and I together.

7) I'm a Vampire.

8) DAMN! Someone farted! Lets get outta here!

9) Gurl, you're a 9.99999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

10) Honey, you just moved to the top of my "to do" list.

11)You come on strong, like garlic Milk Shakes.

12) If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call a Fine Print.

13) Hey baby, I'm a star, wanna taste my Milky Way?

14) My eyes seem small, but my diiiiiick is huge.

15)Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

16) Is this the matrix? Cause I think you're the one.

17) DAMN GURL! You hot! You must be the cause of global warming!

18) Are you Jamaican? Cause you Jamaican me crazy.

19) I'm not feeling myself today... can I feel you?

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[dramatickhaos]

594 people tried these

[MCCDirtyDan]

20.bitch you so fine i wanna rip your weave out.



[gman15271]

hey you a lybraryian awe too bad i was gonna check you out

[Hairmetaller86]

Hey how you doing? Wanna suck my cock?

[c2daj2dat]

DAMN GIRL,YOU ARE SOOOO FINE I WANNA POUR MILK ON YOU AND MAKE YOU A PART OF MY COMPLETE BREAKFAST!! ......NOOCH!!

[99jeon]

LOL

[darknessdani666]

uforgot one.

Did you fart? Cuz yØu blow me awayy

;]

[Gpotatohed15]

Lol that was cute haha.

[TurtleTurtlePerson]

FUNNY AS HELL! hey let's go back to my place and help me find my dragon balls!!!!

[HandreyAlex]

@maceo92798 errr actually it's not wise to use it on them...

[Y3LLOWTHINGS]

If god gave me 3 wishes

i ll give him back two

because my only wish

is to be with you(cougth)

just kiding dont take it personal

[omarw007]

i think that using these line wil get you slapped