King Bong- Jungle Justice (Dont Funk Up Our Beats Entry)

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Lyrics:
Believe it or not,
I didn't graduate college
What do I look like,
I'm fuckin retarded?
It's garbage.
They feed a broken promise.
A degree will leave you in debt and jobless.
A carcass.
An empty shell of a man,
Is what you'll be when you realize its a scam
Just a sham.
And you'll be full of rage,
Payin off student loans
Making minimum wage.
What you should do instead,
Is be more like me.
That will definitely make success more likely.
Drop out of school
Do it!
Thats the key!
Start a band with PUSSIES who walk off stage on Guavaween.
I'm serious, kids.
Thats what I did.
Start sellin Adderall, too.
I bet you'll like it.
Some say it's wrong,
Some say it's sad,
How I fuckin aspire
to be a dead beat dad!

Just kidding.
Dead beat dads are nothin.
They sit around the house all day.
And what do they do?
They do NOTHIN!

Its 2012
Armageddon.
Drake performed for the new year.
I hope the world ends.
When humanity implodes,
Apes will remain.
On this beautiful planet Earth,
Man will have been but an ugly stain.
An ugly pain,
Like on a druggies vein.
Multiple attempts to inject muddy rain.
But when one man's death is a financial gain,
Humanity collapses, what a fucking shame.
Yea right!
When it comes to people, I don't get em.
They'll act like a friend but theyre just pretendin.
Demented,
Is the whole fuckin species.
Soulless, hopeless, and cant halt to focus.
Broken.
You think I'm fuckin jokin?
Tryina figure out what this ape is smokin?
PCP, THC, lots of hash.
Yea, but my only addiction has tits attached.
I'm a simian socrates with a sex addiction,
An anomaly, an oddity, on an expedition,
Like a Star Trek-a-mission
But my only ambition
Is to whip-a-my thang out and get it wet then practice repetition.

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  • FUCK I LOVE THIS SHIT

  • @battle54321

    Whatever you do, dont click the thumbs up or subscribe to my channel

  • yeah the link on the tv to that inbred trailer trash skank on maury was a real... uh... plus man lol!

  • @tasteegold7772

    its all about the little details

Top Comments

  • Better than the bunny rapper

  • @ImVaxed

    serious as a heart attack, man. btw this isnt a costume. thats very rude of you to make such harsh accusations

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  • Better than little wayne.

  • Love the videos keep up the good work .thanks  holly hill fla.

  • @ItMightBeAChicken Fuck! Well, lets hope that one day I can find the album from our local CD stores shelves.

  • @HOWLLINK

    lol if i ship an album out to finland ittl be about an extra $50. we have a choose your price for the download of the whole album so you might wanna choose that option lol

  • @ItMightBeAChicken I hope you get it fixed. Oh and do you ship your album internationally? I live in finland and woul love to get the album.

  • @RoBoriginalz

    lol they didnt even post mine... you think racism is bad? you have no idea what its like being an ape among men

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