Jackie: Wait Joe whats gross?
Joe: Over there *points to Nick and Alicia making out*
Jackie: *laughs* Ohhh
Sara: Whoa
Kevin: *laughs* Ew
~Skipping ahead to 3 days before the prom at their friends [Scott] party~
Jackie: Haha, that so weird!
Sara: I know!
Jackie: Hey, wheres Joe?
Sara: Why you cant stand being away from him?
Jackie: Shut up I dont like him!
Sara: *laughs* Im just kidding I dont know where he is
Scott: Hey guys
Jackie and Sara: Hey!
Scott: Um, can one of you take Joe home?
Sara: Uh, why?
Scott: Cause
Jackie: Scott, whatd you do?
Scott: Well someone kinda snuck in beer and
Sara: Joe drank it? We cant bring him home Denise and Kevin will freak!
Scott: Well he cant stay here! Cant one of you take him to your house?
Jackie: So our parents can freak?
Scott: Please guys
Sara: Ugh, can you take him?
Jackie: *sighs* I guesshow the heck am I supposed to sneak him into my house though?
Joe: *runs in* HI!!!
Sara: *laughs*
Jackie: *laughs* Its not funnydrinking isnt funny
Scott: Take himnow!
Jackie: *rolls her eyes* FineJoe lets go
Joe: Go where? No I wanna stay here!
Jackie: No we gotta go
Joe: No!
Jackie: YES!
Joe: No!
Jackie: Joe! Come on! *pulls his arm*
Joe: Whyyyyyy?
*they get to Jackies car and drive to her houseon the way*
Joe: HEY! Guess what
Jackie: *mad* What?
Joe: Youre really hot when your mad
Jackie: *hiding a smile* Shut upgod how could you get drunk?
Joe: I dont knowbut
Jackie: Dont say it again Joe!
Joe: YOURE REALLY HOT WHEN YOUR MAD!hahaha!
Jackie: *rolls her eyes* Oh my god
Joe: *moves closer to her*
Jackie: Stop! Im trying to freakin drive!
Joe: *talks in a baby voice* Your pretty, I like you
Jackie: No! You dont like me you have no idea what youre taking aboutyoure drunk!
Joe: *laughs* Yeah, right what do you know? Ive liked you since like 5th grade or whenever that grade before the grade I kissed you
Jackie: *mumbles* 6th grade
Joe: Yeah! I liked you the year before too! See Im not drunk I can remember stuff
Jackie: No being drunk means tomorrow you wont remember this conversationhopefully
Joe: Sotell me that you like me not like Ill remember
Jackie: No, because I dontugh I cant take you home like this
Joe: Dude, I dont feel good
Jackie: No! You are NOT throwing up in my car!
Joe: But *gags*
Jackie: No! *pulls over quickly and pushes him out of the car*
Joe: *falls and throws up*
Jackie: *looks away* Grrrooooss
Joe: *wipes his mouth* Much better *gets back in the car*
Jackie: Ew!
Joe: Sowanna make out?
Jackie: What the heck? Nobecause one YOU JUST THREW UP and two I dont like you
Joe: Liar! So if I leaned in like this *leans to her face* And was gunna kiss you you wouldnt kiss back
Jackie: *pushes him away [AN: PUSHING ME AWAY!lol] * Gross you smell like throw up
Joe: Ugh, not again *gets back out and throws up*
Jackie: Gross, hurry up!
Joe: *walking to the carnot straight* I think theres something in the woodsahhhhh its got me *falls to the ground*
Jackie: Wow, youre as drunk as it getsget in the car!
Joe: *gets in the car* Youre no fun
Jackie: *starts driving again15 minutes later she gets to her house* How the heck am I supposed to get you in my house?
Joe: Haha, look *presses the glove compartment botton then closes it, open it and closes it*
Jackie: *laughs a little* Come on! *gets out of the car*
Joe: *follows her*
Jackie: *walks in the house leaving Joe outside* Hey Dad
Dad: Hi Sweetie, how was your party?
Jackie: GoodI guess um can Joe sleepover? His umhouse is getting sprayed for termites or whatever?
Dad: Umsure I guess but he says in the guest room!
Jackie: Of course! *walks outside, grabs Joe and pushes him up the stairs*
*they walk in her room and she slams the door*
Joe: When did you get so hot?
Jackie: *rolls her eyes, and pulls him into the guest room* You, stay here! *walks out of the room, locks the door and closes it, then walks into her room and closes the door* Ugh *calls Sara*
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haha thats exactly how drunk people act too.
i had homecoming on saturday night, funniest experience of my life.
at least 20 of my friends were wasted.
Cure0020 3 years ago
hahaha
joejonas705 3 years ago