I Don't Like Fundies

The silicone chip inside his head
Got switched to overload
And his mom didn't make him go to school a day
Instead he wanked off there at home
And science he couldn't understand it
And yet he claimed he was in the know
and he could see no reasons
for there are no reasons
Why did Nephie have to rent himself a hooooo ho ho ho?

CHORUS
(tell me why) I don't like fundies
(tell me why) I don't like fundies
(tell me why) I don't like fundies
I wanna puuuuuuuut the whole cult down


And the lie machine is kept so clean
And it speaks to a willing world.

But there's no one home in his vacuous dome
So he steals other people's words.

And he passes them off as his very own thoughts
He must have failed all his college courses.

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to cite your sources?, oh-h-h

CHORUS

...Down, down, put 'em all down
heeh heeh heeh

And all the praying's stopped in the church pews now
The preacher points up to the sky
And he sprays some spit yelling from the pulpit
And the sermon today is how to lie.

And then they sing a few hymns
As the money rolls in you know that
God can't do it alone.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be a drone, oh-h-h

CHORUS

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[goosed1]

Neph is the second messiah. The first one was too much of a hippie, so God tried again.

[TruthSurge]

@goosed1 you mean god failed TWICE? ouch!

[FelidaTheG33k]

Once I heard your channel is being flagged, I picked this particular video to mirror on my channel and guess what happened: It was flagged. Go figure.

[mastodonseven]

great bit of satirical humour here. what a poor deluded insane man he is

[TruthSurge]

@FinflazodeTurroai thanks for the offer. I don't plan to go anywhere really but you never know. I might someday.

[FinflazodeTurroai]

@TruthSurge Of course a plane ... I learnt with one I made using my racing motorcycle engine, back in the '74... quite a few, since then. Here it is the South of Spain, near the start of the old Roman Silver Road. The Sierra Norte mountains skirts, twenty five klicks from Sevilla. Old Itálica city ruins are five minutes from home. You ever visit please feel free to use my humble abode as yours.

[TruthSurge]

@FinflazodeTurroai by fly , you mean a plane? where is "here"?

[FinflazodeTurroai]

@TruthSurge Well, you're pretty skinny !. I am trying to lose weight, at a hundred and seventy. I can't eat as I used to, either. But I LOVE good food !. Here we have a very good bread, excelent olive oil, wild boar ham (nom-nom!), shelfish and all kind of fish. Our goat cheese is not half bad, if "pungent", LOL. I am pushing sixty-five, you know; but I still fly. I CHEAT AT PHYS EXAM, but don't tell...

[TruthSurge]

@FinflazodeTurroai Well, my sausage days are pretty much over. I hardly eat anything like that anymore. Haven't had a steak in like... 2 years? hamburger? hahah almost never. I eat chicken and fish mainly. occasional hot dog (low fat). I am trying the fish oil pills now. Maybe not a big deal since i've always been in good shape but I figure it can't hurt.

[FinflazodeTurroai]

@TruthSurge Easy; He walked on water because there were strategically placed stones just under the surface. And He just sent a rush order to McDonald's for five thousand McFishes...

I remember fondly when I was in the Army that kitchen truck which produced very good, freshly cooked buns with a bit of sausage inside, cooked on its own juices. All that cholesterol permeated the soft bread and... man, that is what I call A MIRACLE !!!. Wonder what the Bible writers would make of that....

[TruthSurge]

@FinflazodeTurroai Lots of Christians are rather looney when it comes to their religious beliefs. Can someone really be sane and believe that a man walked on water and turned water into wine and fed 5000 people with two fish and some bread?

[FinflazodeTurroai]

@TruthSurge I'll have to look that, LOL... Hey, why does that Nephilim man supress comments on his clips?. And... is he sane?.

Forgot, I'm Clemente, just changed handle by reasons.

[TruthSurge]

@FinflazodeTurroai yeah, that one would be a good candidate. I just watched the Tebow vid by that Fallan guy. haha it was good. he redid space odyssey as tim tebow.

[FinflazodeTurroai]

You must do uone with eye in the sky melody...

[TruthSurge]

@PoFFizdaMan what? cheezy? cmon! that's a great tune made into a great pwnage! hahaha or were you calling my 1970s look cheezy? heheheh

[PoFFizdaMan]

pretty cheesy, but i get the message.. lol, loud and clear ;]

[TruthSurge]

@BuvayDeNaly too kind, too kind! hahaha thanks. I have my moments.

[BuvayDeNaly]

You're a genius, TruthSurge!!

[TruthSurge]

@JacobDanielRay thanks! yeah, hard to keep track of stuff when there's so much to keep track of!

[JacobDanielRay]

Gosh I had to search around for this channel again. I was un-subscribed. But anyway, I like your music.

[TruthSurge]

@mythicalhell thank ya. i have fun. :)

[mythicalhell]

I love your creativity via songs in saying it the way it is with these religious nutters. Thanks for your work. :)

[TruthSurge]

@dingodavid thank ya!

[dingodavid]

Shit, there are some world-class villains and idiots amongst that lot.

Give em heaps mate!

[TruthSurge]

@ulthea thanks