Meet The Spy Poop
Intruder alert! Red base in the base. A red base is in the base?!? Hut, hut, hut. Protect the briefcase! We need to protect the briefcase. Yo! A little help here? Ah alright I got it. Stand aside son. One, one, one? One, one, one, one, Two. Ahhmmmm, one! Lets go, lets go. Incoming! Hey its still here! Oh alright then. Gentlemen. I see the briefcase is safe. Safe and sound. Yeah it is. Tell me. Did anyone happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Oh Crap. Then we still have a problem. And a knife. Ohh hu huuu, big problem I kill plenty of spies. The dime a dozen backstabbing stumpages, like you, oww no offence. If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me. And nothing. Nothing! Like the man loose inside this building. What are you? President of his fan club? No, that would be your mother. What duh? Indeed. Now he is here to crap on us! So listen up boy. Or pornography staring your mother will be the second worse thing to happen to you today. OHH! Give me that. This spy has already breached our defenses. Sentry down! You see what hes done to our colleagues. And worst of all he could be anyone of us. He could be in this very farm. It could be you, you, you. It could be me. It can even be.. wooa wooa wooa wooa wooa. It was obvious. Hes the red spy. Watch hell turn red any 400,000 second now. Any second now see! Red. No wait thats blood. So we still got problem? Big problem. Alright whos ready to go find this spy. Right behind you
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i zee ze briefcaze iz ztill here
Cancani123 1 year ago
anyone notice that only the one button shows signs of wear?
MASTURCHEEF001 1 year ago
YER DOIN IT RONG.
MolotovCTail 1 year ago
i never noticed that the blu sniper body doesn't have his glasses
uberSPYCRAB 1 year ago
now hes here to crap us. lol
MKSDragon 2 years ago
He could be in this very farm!
Fasoca001 2 years ago
lol
firewurker 2 years ago
tell me, did any of you kill a red spy? no, OH CRAP
IrishHaloNerd 2 years ago