William The Movie

Legends tell us of a man...

Part of my application for Chapman university where I was required to submit a less than 2 minute movie about myself in which I couldn't star in what so ever (no footage of me, no pictures of me, no narration by me, etc)

music by incompetech

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• William
• Johnston-Carter
• Chapman
• university
• Dodge
• college
• Film
• School
• video
• aplication
• essay
• Hero
• Awesome
• Original
• Ganster
• superhero
• Super
• Pimp
• filmmaker
• Badass
• king
• of
• cool
• BA
• Honestly
• guys
• I'm
• not
• really
• that
• self
• centered

[cooperstimson]

William Johnston-Carter is a mass Of incandescant gas, A gigantic nuclear furnace Where hydrogen is built into helium At a temperature of millions of degrees Yo ho, he's hot William Johnston-Carter is not A place where we could live But here on Earth There'd be no life Without the light he gives

[eww66]

William Johnston-Carter is a mass of incandescent gas, with light that travels to the planet earth.

[eww66]

Best wishes on that application. :)

[thefanglessvampire]

William the only one of those that was true was that you have longer hair than that girl... Can I steal your, connor's and coopers hair to make a wig.?

[GrayStudios]

NICE

[MrPietermaritzburgh]

William Johnston-Carter can grind both coffee and limestone by singing at the correct pitch.

[cooperstimson]

William Johnston-Carter thought Star Wars was a documentary.

William Johnston-Carter is on a boat.

William Johnston-Carter always points north.

William Johnston-Carter is the difference between knowledge and understanding.

William Johnston-Carter is the Brain to your Pinky.

William Johnston-Carter once bench pressed Charles Lindberg.

William Johnston-Carter is a filmmaker by day, Super Pimp Original Gangster by night.

William Johnston-Carter once solved a Rubik's cube with his teeth.

[Connorchap]

William Johnston-Carter is the #4 bestselling Apple product.