Thanks For Ruining Christmas by Al Hofstetter

(c) 2008 Albert Hofstetter, Jr.

lyrics:

how dare you send me a Christmas card?
you break my heart, then you do this...
i open my mailbox and i see your name
thanks for ruining Christmas

thanks for ruining Christmas

there's a picture of you and your new boyfriend
and the dog I bought you last fall
Christmas is always so peaceful and calm
but you ruined it all

thanks for ruining Christmas

well I can be insincere too:
merry Christmas to you
oh, wait, my birthday's the 26th
thanks for screwing that up, too

thank you for ruining Christmas

and my birthday, too

...and new years won't be too great, either...

Category:

Music

Tags:

• al
• hofstetter
• acoustic
• original
• thank
• you
• for
• ruining
• christmas

[litterboxcatband]

Love it. Sorry that you have to drown in your misery for it - that bitch! - but a cool song came out of it

[ShadowFoxBlade]

Cool song but a little depressing. LOL. Merry Christmas! XP