Juiceman: Parsley Juice Gets You High!

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In this 1996 infomercial, Jay "The Juiceman" Kordich says that drinking a glass of straight parsley juice will get you high...with only one unfortunate side effect.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• juiceman
• jay
• kordich
• infomercial
• funny
• juicer
• juice

[cue1555]

There all dead, I out lived them all. THATS THE BEAUTY OF THE JUICE WEASEL!!!

[googlexxxxxxx]

I looked into God's eyes and ya' know what I saw.....THE JUICE WEASEL!!!!

[whiskeyify]

My friend and I drank some parley juice, I tried to warn him. We both got drunk, we both started laughing and could not stop. It's a high like you get from alcohol. we mixed it together with some other vegetables juices.

[campbpar]

1:09 mfw He said it to that big fat dude too

[campbpar]

FUARK IM GETTIN MASHED OFF PARSLEY NOW NIGGUH

[kenxlee]

Lol

[pvtshute]

I drank nothing but berry parsley smoothies for 4 days straight and I was on another level. No Joke. Try it, its an incredible detox.

[msfairiebloom]

True story. I juice everyday. I treated myself to a double shot of wheat grass and whoa!!! I had to run around the block a few. :)

[stopstickers]

...but will parsley blend?

[meldme]

I don't think this guy at all. I started off on softer drugs like weed and coke, then moved on to harder stuff like parsley and basil. It's a nightmare to get off the stuff. One night I must have sanorted a whole kilo of sage.

[Zingerola]

oh parsley... its so hard to drink !

[AmaliaR8]

liar