The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
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THATS FUCKING ANIMAL CURTLY!
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Hmm. Maybe they should make a knife with 5 blades!
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@MsCali6 U MAD BRO?
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Proper funny .
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See, I wasnt sure if that was harmful or not, now I know and knowing is half the battle
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LoL so many idiots here. As to the realism: it says something about the popular news stations for CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc. It doesn't take much to make people believe "the facts." Do your due diligence please.
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@jericho51166 nobody here is retarded
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How could this be real? I mean, what kind of news station name is Onion? So not professional.
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@robohobo1982 Nowadays? No, it's not obvious.
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A new study suggests that more than 1 in 10 Americans have really hard time with satire. Another study suggests they may simply be retarded.
MrLittletomdj 1 year ago 15
No, this is totally real. How else would they test knives? Guns too. All bullets are monkey tested before being put on the market.
KWalsh554 1 year ago 13