Nirvana - Floyd the Barber

Bell on door ring; 'come on in'
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in [the] chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shamed

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear the zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns in cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's Butt

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved

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[wreyoG]

the first line is actually "Hello Cobain, come on in"

[27caslovesmusic27]

Who else had to replay the start of the song to see if Kurt actually says "Hello Cobain, come on in"?

[pussbuketnott06]

LOL! XD

[yomama30001]

i know this might sound weird but this song whould make a great movie

[tetoleetd]

he says bell on door clank come on in. dont believe me? go buy the kurt cobain journals and read the lyrics to this song.

[crazygtadude456]

The first line is " Bell on door clank; come on in"

[ryanwalkermusic]

i thought it was "hello, tall drink" :c hahaha

[FrankieLikes]

@975mas yo man cobain was usually to high for shows and made up hisown lyrics.... ive seen nirvana 28 times bro, i kinda know from experience, i could sing i like dog doo in the middle of mr. moustach and by kurts way of doing it i play the song perfectly, just do drugs and everythings cool man.

[Bossness123]

If this was any mainstream label today they would sue your family and skin your pets for these lyrics. THANKS KURT YOUR THE BEST, YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR.

[Andrevac96]

Those are the weirdest lyrics I've ever heard. "Pee-pee pressed against my lips."

[975mas]

@heartshapedlife2 /watch?v=iGPP4LiszQE crystal clear proof. I even listened to this song off of my Paramount disc with my Beatz headphones. Its clear.