The Dark Knight...in "5 seconds"

My interpretation of The Dark Knight "five second" style. If you don't know, the "five second movies" are rarely actually five seconds. If ya don't get the joke, by all means leave a comment so we can all laugh at you.

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[1999matrix]

In the third scene, he doesn't actually say "you wanna know how I got these scars"

[evilsWa]

@1999matrix good eye. He actually only says that line once, which is why I had to loop the same line over each scene ;)

[1999matrix]

@evilsWa Doesn't he say it 3 times? In the first, second and fourth scene, he says that line. You didn't have to go through all the trouble to loop the same line in those 3 scenes. Only in the third scene, you needed to that.

[evilsWa]

@1999matrix He says variations of the line three times, you are correct. But he only says "wanna know how I got these scars" top Gambol. In the other scenes he says: "Is it the scars? Wanna know how I got em?" (to rachel) and "speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?" (to Batman on the roof). So yeah, that's why I looped the same line over and over, because he, in fact, only says that line (the one I wanted to use) once. ;) Thanks for viewing!

[chronotriggerman]

Maybe making fun about the fact that the Joker has got two explanations in the movie for how he got the scars should have been a better choice ?

[evilsWa]

@chronotriggerman nah I like mine....feel free to make your own, sounds funny.

[TeamEdward5282]

now we know how he got his scars

[Kie10McC]

Would of been better if you just did 'You want to know how I got these scars' once then did Batman saying 'No' and throwing him, just a thought.

[Hollenthon2468]

he got those scars when his dad forced his **** and it busted his cheeks.

[daniel171095]

@Kie10McC that would've actually lasted 5 seconds...

[gmk120]

@Kie10McC that would be hilarious

[Anime3Luv3r2010]

wanna know uhh.. where i got these scars?

NOH!

[EFIREINC]

guess they wont be making an Arkham Asylum one then

[TheNathvar]

@Kie10McC ... *throws you off building again*

[Kie10McC]

@TheNathvar

Erm, yes, you go with that...

[TheNathvar]

@Kie10McC No, this way was better.

*throws you off building*

[hybridkamilos]

even tho its not 5 seconds, this is great!

[dessan18]

@CloakNStab I must've watched it in 09:)