Christmas 78's - I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
On that yolly holiday
Ill go in the red like a knucklehead
Cuz I'll squander all my pay.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Shopping sure drives me berserk
On the day before, I rush in a store
Like a pure bewildered yerk.

I look at nightgowns for my wife
Those black ones trimmed in red
But I wont know her size and so
She'll get a carpet sweeper instead.

Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas
When each kid hangs up his sock
It's a time for kids to flip their lids
While their papa goes in hock.

On the night before Christmas
It's still in the house
My family is sleeping
So I'm quiet like a mouse.

I look at my watch and midnight is near
I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer
Down at the corner the crowd is so merry
I end up by drinking about 12 Tom & Yerry

I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping
When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping
They sit on my face and they yump on my belly
And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly.

They scream Merry Christmas, and my poor wife and me
We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree
My head is exploding, my mouth tastes like a pickle
I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle.

Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point
Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint
On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother
The rest of the year we don't speak to each other.

After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie
Get into an argument; they're both awful screwy
Then all my wife's family say Louie is right
And my goofy relations, they yoin in the fight.

Back in the corner the radio is playing
And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying
"Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men"
And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben.

They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear
Oh, I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
But I still have lots of fun
Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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[PHILLYCHEESESTEAK26]

Enjoyed this one back in the 60's every Christmas when I was a young lad. I have not heard it on the radio (Cleveland, Ohio) in over 25 years. I also found Augie Rios with his 1958 hit, Jim Backus with delicious, and some old Mitch Miller favorites here on you tube. These oldies are buried in the past. Thank you althazarr for coming through with Yogi Yorgesson.

[althazarr]

@PHILLYCHEESESTEAK26 Thank you for tuning in to my channel! I'm glad I had this one to share with you. I'm definitely trying to post all these great oldies so they don't get "buried" into obscurity.

[kornbelt]

My favorite Christmas song since I was a little kid (a long time ago)

[althazarr]

@kornbelt I'm glad I had it to share with you. Thanks for tuning in!

[FoxyAgent99]

I love this song.. Thank you for sharing it!!!! I yust be nuts all year long. hehehe

[althazarr]

@FoxyAgent99 Thanks for tuning in!

[Superluminal100]

Why can't radio stations play more songs like this at Christmas.  I'm so tired of hearing 5 differant versions of jingle bells every hour.

[josephR1938]

This is so much fun! I'm 73 years old now and my Mom bought this and other funny records way back in the 40's and 50's. I remember Yogi quite well. The fight part reminds me of my own family when we all were by Grandma for Christmas and my drunken Uncle Nick came over demanding that Aunt Wanda and the kids all come home. Well, Grampa didn't take lightly to that. He threw down his fiddle and threw old Nick over the porch rail into the snow! It's something I will never forget.

[2k9sue]

I loved finding this! I thought it was spelled "Jorge" though so no wonder... lol. My sister (RIP) and I used to LOVE this and we transcribed the words and have modernized them a bit.

I wish the radio stations would play this!

[MichaelHansenFUN]

my friends mother, i sang this for her non chalont, so she called her own mother. she was so excited. so when my friends grandmother came to town, she would allways say "wheres my song?"-she got to hear this, then she died a year later. RIP!!!

[md63linc]

Great Stuff!!! I had a friend I used to work with who bought his wife an ironing board for Christmas. Yes they are still married. He may be the last REAL man on this earth! She may be the last REAL woman also!

[jrob52]

this song is one of my earliest Christmas memories. thanks for posting

[farone100]

I come from Jamestown N.Y. where this was a BIG HIT!!!!



[MrThodgin]

I alway liked listening to this song every christmas, while in the car...

[GreenFlame44]

omg!! i found it!!! I HAD THIS ON A TAPE RECORDER WHEN I WAS 13! AND NOW I'M 46! ( I'M NOT GREENFLAME, IM HIS MOM! XD)

[fromtheright]

My uncle song this song. When he had lost his memory and lived in a home he could still remember every words to it and sing it to me at Christmas time. He could sound him just like him. He was a swede from MINNESOTA. 

[vinylloung]

@althazarr thanks

ill check that later

nice song