Pet Peeves: What Are Yours?

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[ce1357e]

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I knw where my fucking watch is, buddy. Where the fuck is yours? You don't see me pointing at my ass and asking you where the bathroom is. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the fuckin ceiling up there! What did you come here for?

When you're in a movie theatre

[coheedguitarist]

1. People who have bad grammar/spell things wrong.

2. People who are easiy entertained by shitty music.

3. People that lie about everything.

4. People tHatt tYp3 LiiKe Thi$!

5. Fucking people in general.

[eldorado61guy]

Fake laughers. Do they think we can't tell ?

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

9) People who quote other people consistently, as though they are wholly incapable of a thought of their own. 10) Moochers who approach you when you're smoking and ask for one, as though you have some social obligation to accomodate them. I throw mine into the street and say, "You can have that one. I'm done with it." 11) People who laugh for no apparent reason, whatsoever; you're an imbecile. And that's annoying. Don't do it. 12) Any useless fool who seeks to waste your time.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

4) Ignoramuses who say aks, or ax, instead of ask. The word is ASK. 5) People who stand on road islands and approach you for donations at a stoplight. 6) People who place a hand on your back or shoulder when they say hello. You can say hello. But don't touch me. 7) Geek losers who challenge you to a game of chess at social gatherings for no reason at all, when the idea is totally inappropriate in context in the first place. 8) People who babble rapidly and never seem to shut up. (cont)

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

) Vacuous idiots on the phone who make that annoying "ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch" sound when they're waiting for information. 2) Store clerks who ask if you want a bag for a dozen items. No, Columbo, I want to juggle all of this stuff loose, and then, while doing that, try to put the key into the car door lock. 3) People who look away the entire time they're talking to you, as though they either forgot that they were there, or are ashamed to face you in light of what they're telling you. (cont)

[arbfly1]

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[arbfly1]

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[arbfly1]

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[Nohomo89]

@coheedguitarist LOL

[Jessyvegas]

Okay, you TOTALLY made me laugh SOOO hard at the end when you said, "Why aren't you laughing? You in a bad mood or somethin'??" BWAHAHAHA! Funny! <3 ur vids!!!

[MrAlexstar100]

People that ask me personal questions...

People that trying to prove something that you didnt do...

Example:You Kissed that girl right? No.. but i saw you togheter, that doesn't mean anything COME ON!

people that do something bad but then they say i did it... yeah right? what an asshole's!

people that follow you (somebody from class etc..)

no matter where you go you see them.... and then they start talking to you...

people that talk alot , and if you ask them to stop they continue...