Topless Mayan Calendar 2012, available from: http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/toplessmayancalendar
This topless version of the Mayan calendar is sure to get your heart racing, just before it is torn from your chest & offered to the gods by a Mayan priest. Includes sizzling swimwear shots of barely legal virgins just before they're ritually sacrificed to help appease Acan's wrath and promise a fruitful harvest.
Printed on genuine coffee stained paper, assembled by the weathered hands of a bearded man in a windowless room and tied together with bits of twine. Get yours before time runs out.
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If the world is going to end in 2012... at least it will be a "Happy Ending"
exmo74 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i'm hoping the jolly fat man puts this under my tree or in my stocking... Hell he can just put it up on my wall for me! Too cool, props!
genebyegene 3 months ago