Ancient Egyptian Red Herrings

I've never seen so much irrelevant tripe forced to be sifted thru to delay to try to surprise you with creationist nonsense. Epic trolling.

Link goodness:
The shittastic video responded to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3XQ2kjIPbE

Center of the earth and size of porphyry coffer vs ark nonsense debunked:
http://www.catchpenny.org/pyramid.html

Primary etymology source used:
http://www.etymonline.com/

A version of the Zep Tepi:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/8579745/Zep-Tepi
Wikipedia has more about the alleged first rulers and their ridiculous length of reigning.

MythBusters' episode about Pyramid energy: Episode 32 -- "Jet Pack"
Another source but not used in the final edit:
http://www.margaretmorrisbooks.com/pyramid_power.html#SUMMARY

The alien nonsense debunked (in Italian):
http://www.sprezzatura.it/Arte/Arte_UFO_6.htm

The helicopter and other alleged hi-tech nonsense debunked here:
http://www.catchpenny.org/abydos.html
More about the helicopter (but only the third comment)
http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/ancient-wisdom/43875-helicopters-ancient-eg...

Two sauropods bigger than Paralitan Stromeri:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentinosaurus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puertasaurus

The Crocodilopardis nonsense debunked here:
http://www.stupiddinosaurlies.org/the-pseudo-dragons-of-genesis-park-part-8
For the ignorant about serpopards:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpopard

The stegosaurus on the Cambodian temple nonsense:
http://geochristian.wordpress.com/2009/03/13/stegosaurus-in-cambodian-temple/

The fake sauropod nonsense debunked here:
http://www.stupiddinosaurlies.org/utah-s-false-testimony-to-catastrophe

Picture Credits:
Sphere:
http://images.encyclopedia.com/utility/image.aspx?id=2800514&dochero=yes&...

Lion image:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Serengeti_Lion_2.jpg
by Schuyler Shepherd
under a http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/deed.en

Sauropod image:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/AlamosaurusDB.jpg
by DiBgd
under http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/GNU_Free_Documentation_License

The rhino:
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/anim...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Spaghetti_and_meatballs.jpg
by Yamaguchi先生

Music Credits:
(StyleFunk) Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)
(ProtoFunk) Kevin MacLeod (Incompetech.com)

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[evolutionista66]

is the cat stll alive??????????????????

[MrKrov]

@evolutionista66 Yes it is.

[MrKrov]

@UvenYakinoff ???

[evolutionista66]

HELLO HA HA HA

[MrKrov]

@proofandevidence She is a textbook case of walking pareidolia.

[proofandevidence]

@aaugoaa Still can't admit when your wrong huh?

[proofandevidence]

@MrKrov Man this video made my day, she only believes what she wants to, and only looks for the answers she wants to see, some people prefer fantasy over reality

typical creationist.

[HailCthulhu]

That cat reminds me of MrPlinkett's.

[MrKrov]

@MrKrov Oh, and the "plates" on the real stegosaurus were double-rowed, the carving has no spikes on the tail, and stegosaurus remains have never been found outside North America (and Portugal).

[MrKrov]

@aaugoaa You'll have to actually demonstrate Mythbusters' observable and repeatable tests were flawed. Episode 32.

"But some" is meaningless. I await a single piece of evidence.

Age of civilization's irrelevant, especially since "sun" is much younger still.

It's not up to debate whether we got it from the Hebrews. It's up to you to prove they got it from the Egyptians.

An "alien" made of two leaves and spines shown elsewhere as only two leaves and spines isn't evidence.

Were they in your video?