The Blues - Turkey Football Superbowl Party!

Turkey Blues Lyrics

Verse 1:
I woke up this mornin'
thinkin' that I'd be just fine.
I got out of bed,
then I strutted down the line.
Lord have mercy,
the farmer's blade was all ashine.

Verse 2:
Oh, I'll wake up in the mornin',
raisin stuffin' on my mind.
They'll be heatin' up the oven,
and now I think I'm in a bind.
'Cause I see I'm on the menu,
some way out of here I've got to find.

Chorus:
My momma she got it.
My daddy got it too.
Yah, now I'm next in line,
and I'm singin' the Turkey Blues

Verse 3:
I hate Martha Stewart and Rachel Ray's cookin' too,
Yes, I run from Gordon Ramsey,
do I hafta run from you?
Cause I am beggin' come and help me help me help me,
I've got those turkey blues.

Slow Reprise: (slower swing)
I'm down here on my knees.
I'm checkin' other recipes.
This year for Thanksgiving PLEASE,
won't you eat Chinese!

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[lilamah]

numa numa's the #1 internet video, star wars kid is #2. guinness book of world records needs to get their facts straight.

[NewNuma]

Technically (at the publishing of the record) he had about 150,000,000 more views than I did. Since then I have closed the gap to about 95,000,000. I am hoping to pass him by the end of next year...but I need everyone's help :)

[Emerelds5]

im srry gary but u disapoint me -_-

one more chance then im unsubbing

[NewNuma]

Alright...but then you will miss Numa 4.

[punkrockgirlpa]

i like this lol

[cannonboltroll]

Good thing I don't celebrate Thanksgiving 'cause I'm an Aussie!

[cogermax91]

excellent !bravo

[bluesmasters62]

@lvalle1 yup.

[EBChrispy]

Haha, I never noticed that the first time I saw this.

New Numa ura hay

[lvalle1]

Say, was that Gary in the corner?

[hafang]

what is this.......

[TheBestGuitarSoloEVR]

Rotfl no one watches these videos!!