The Ballad of Davey Condon. As sung by Ponder Ray

Born on the South Hill In Spokaney
Knows that the best prez is good ole 43
Always on the payroll of the GOP
Gets his orders from Washington DC

Vote Davey! Davey Condon! Spokane Mayor! Tea Party!

Says he's nonpartisan with a wink
But if you're not Republican, he thinks you really stink
Please vote for Condon and don't stop to think
He's as slick and cool as a skating rink

Vote Davey! Davey Condon! Future Mayor! Tea Party!

To get some wealthy donors is his big plan.
God told him to do it, that why he really ran
When he's elected, his salary he'll expand
Corporations will govern, so he'll have time to tan.

Vote Davey! Davey Condon! Future Mayor of Spokaney!

His little experience is nonetheless great.
Cuz the Great Recession he helped to create
He'll make Washington a redder state
He's conservative so you can bet that he is straight

Vote Davey! Davey Condon! Spokane Mayor! Tea Party!

As a Republican, our Betters have picked him
Tea Party Success is his one true dictum
He knows wealthy folks are Spokane's real victim
Bosses Cathy and W really respect him

Vote Davey! Davey Condon! Future Mayor! Tea Party!

Thinks that Our Tea Party is really just great
Came back to live here as he turned 38
Bikes and recycling says he'll obliterate
The Garbage Goat stinks of the nanny state

Vote Davey! Davey Condon! Future Mayor of Spokaney!

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[archjw1102]

soccermomsusie is hot

[romeomoon2]

Can we hang this turd next to Cathy?

[chfsfn2020]

But did he ever help cover up the murder of Otto Zehm?

[romeomoon2]

Out soccermomsusie....and the douchebags she endorses.

[AlaynaKB]

SoccerMom strikes again. Delish.